You guy's will probly think I'm nut's for even posting this,,,,but I bust up laughing everytime I think about it.

They were rolling truck's through the by-pass lane. As I got on the ramp, I felt something crawling around inside my shirt. I felt it from the outside, it was a huge bug. It freeked me out. I started swearving I guess, while going on the ramp, and sure enough, they pulled me around back.

I had managed to contain this thing, wich was a locust I think ( I was too affraid to open it) in a napkin. Well the DOT guy check's me over real quick, and say's "OK, you can go". Well I have this monster of a bug in my hand, and I can feel it moving. So I ask the guy if he has a trash can handy. He say's he has one inside, and hold's out his hand. Well, I give him this napkin that look's like a snott rag. He get's this "Are you crazy" look on his face and take's it. I tell him there's a really huge bug in it. And it's alive. Just then I could tell it must have moved, cause he took off scampering across the parking lot with his arm stuck out like he didn't want to get attacked by what ever I just gave him.

OMG. I'm still laughing. Just thought you guy's might get a kick out of it too.

Getting even with the DOT,,,priceless!!

 

Bet they don't forget you for awhile! That could be bad though.......hope they didn't jot down a plate number or anything

 

Ya,,,he looked at my license and everything. I kept thinking he was going to come after me. But he did hold out his hand, and I did tell him it was a big bug. I guess like the old saying goes. "Carefull what you reach for".

 

I have developed a new found respect for you...Long live the KING!

 

Ya, and the best part is I wasn't even trying. He did it to himself.

OMG. I'm actually giggling like a school girl everytime I read this. The people in the next room must think I'm nut's.

 

OK....now I am rethinking my new found respect

 

[QUOTE=Lary Ellis (Top);2065089]Ah geez Larry. I never had any respect before. How about I change it to a manly laughing my butt off.