OK who is going to test this new gizmo?
10-18-2002, 06:04 PM
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Re:OK who is going to test this new gizmo?
Horsepower increase. Definantly not.<br><br>Milage increase. Not likely.<br><br>EGT decrease. Well if they have the balance between the induction axial vortexes and counter rotating expansion radial vortexes correctly balanced the vortex vacuum could reach through the tubo and pull the air directly off the piston head thereby lowering EGT's considerably 
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10-18-2002, 06:12 PM
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And more! You can use two of them in series! With the enormous vacuum the pistons are sucked up with force! You get a smoother running engine! ;D<br>AlpineRAM
10-18-2002, 07:13 PM
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But wouldn't that extra Axial Vortex stuff void the factory warranty on my Diamler/Chrysler/Cummins muffler bearings, or wouild I just need to repack them more often?
10-18-2002, 07:17 PM
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Y'know, this is really too good to pass up. We need to all pitch in for the price of one, and let Jack or somebody review it for DTR -- the site's first product review. UTAH out there in zoobie land could go and interview the business-owner -- take photos, etc. What a hoot. Give 'em an award. Kind of like Harvard's "Hasty Pudding" award for the year's "most embarrassing. . . . " <br><br>We could call ours the "Anna Nichole Smith Award for New Trends in Diesel Technologies". 
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10-19-2002, 11:33 PM
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Sounds like a good addition to the "Recent Articles". Maybe we could use some of our DTR political influence to convince the inventor to let the DTR do a write up on it. But if it works as good as one of those Tornado things I don't see that hapening.
10-20-2002, 07:41 PM
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I laughed my way through part of an editorial on the Tornado Tiger or something like this while I was in Front Royal this week end. They put a Surburban on the dyno and got 20 more hp just by putting this thing in the intake. <br><br>Almost burnt the phone up trying to get one, NOT!!!!!<br><br>We have to think up something totally ridiculous and go into business. People will buy anything apparently.
10-20-2002, 08:12 PM
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Ok I had to try it so I called the 800 number and got one overnighted and fell in love the moment I saw it. The clean lines, shiny surface were a rednecks delight. <br> I immediately set out to turn my cummins into a true rocket engine with multiple vortex's and stuff far too complicated for the average diesel maniac to comprehend!. <br> The only problem I came across during install was that the instruction manual was a bit lacking, or could it have been that bottle of Jack. (I think not). <br> What ever the cause I inadvertently installed this power packing mechanical wonder in reverse order. Which caused me to Immediately launch my turbine into low earth orbit when I attempted a test drive. :'(<br> The final verdict is still out on this amazing product as I maintain a constant vigil with NASA hoping for a close approximation of the landing coordinates for my wayward turbine.<br> Can you say sputnik? sure I knew you could.
10-20-2002, 08:18 PM
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[quote author=SFtopSGT link=board=7;threadid=6006;start=15#55363 date=1035162729]<br>Ok I had to try it so I called the 800 number and got one overnighted and fell in love the moment I saw it. The clean lines, shiny surface were a rednecks delight. <br> I immediately set out to turn my cummins into a true rocket engine with multiple vortex's and stuff far too complicated for the average diesel maniac to comprehend!. <br> The only problem I came across during install was that the instruction manual was a bit lacking, or could it have been that bottle of Jack. (I think not). <br> What ever the cause I inadvertently installed this power packing mechanical wonder in reverse order. Which caused me to Immediately launch my turbine into low earth orbit when I attempted a test drive. :'(<br> The final verdict is still out on this amazing product as I maintain a constant vigil with NASA hoping for a close approximation of the landing coordinates for my wayward turbine.<br> Can you say sputnik? sure I knew you could.<br>[/quote]<br><br>Give me a 10 digit grid and I'll find the nearest SAM site to you...
10-20-2002, 08:18 PM
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I am sticking with the non-stick George Foreman Grill Custom exhaust.
I have some ocean front property up here in Saskatchewan for sale. Well, it could be during the next melt down of the polar caps.
I could see that thing as a good sheep whistle.
I have some ocean front property up here in Saskatchewan for sale. Well, it could be during the next melt down of the polar caps.
I could see that thing as a good sheep whistle.
10-20-2002, 08:25 PM
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10-20-2002, 08:32 PM
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[quote author=Scotty link=board=7;threadid=6006;start=15#55368 date=1035163125]<br>I am sticking with the non-stick George Foreman Grill Custom exhaust.<br><br>I have some ocean front property up here in Saskatchewan for sale. Well, it could be during the next melt down of the polar caps. <br><br>I could see that thing as a good sheep whistle.<br>[/quote]<br><br>Holy smokin Penguin....I have an idear. We stick this Tornado contraption in Rod's tailpipe and let him go about his day. BAAAAAAHHHHH, Are you my DAAAAAADDDDYYYY
<br><br>I could see that thing as a good sheep whistle.<br>[/quote]<br><br>Holy smokin Penguin....I have an idear. We stick this Tornado contraption in Rod's tailpipe and let him go about his day. BAAAAAAHHHHH, Are you my DAAAAAADDDDYYYY
10-20-2002, 08:39 PM
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10-21-2002, 12:01 AM
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10-21-2002, 09:55 PM
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