<br>At a recent class reunion an old classmate bragged that she had married ''a politician and an honest man.'' In response, I asked: ''Isn't that bigamy?''

 

its also an oxymoron(sp) like jumbo shrimp and criminal inteligence.

 

;D

 

You guys missed the point, first she married a politician, then she married a Honest man. Just didn't want to outright admit have been divorced once. 8)<br><br>duaneW

 

Just had to add another one:<br><br>Did you hear about the fortune teller whose hobby is making birch-bark canoes? She won't tell your fortune while she's working on a canoe because she believes in the separation of birch and fate.

 

It must be the heat doing this to you guys...

 

;D ;D ;D

 

Y'all know that when Bach (the famous musician) died, he was buried in a small German cemetary. However, after his death, people would walk by his grave and hear music being played backwards. You know why?<br><br>He was de-composing.<br><br>DW

 

De-Composing,......OOOHHHHHHH 'Dat Baaaaad........

 

Well .... this thread became rotten in record time!

 

Mexstan-<br>This thread is starting to rot. It will truly be rotten when someone starts talking about why a chicken crossed a road...

 

[quote author=WHIFF link=board=10;threadid=17471;start=0#164081 date=1059162318]<br>Mexstan-<br>This thread is starting to rot. It will truly be rotten when someone starts talking about why a chicken crossed a road... <br>[/quote]<br><br>We ALL know the answer to THAT one,........to get away from Hoss.

 

OK, I'll throw it in - To show the possum it could be done.

Has the thread totally devolved now?

Rob

 

A new smile for you morons, sorry, er, ladies and gentlemen to have fun with ;D

&quot;And I Quote&quot;
&quot;Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.&quot;
Mark Twain

 

Stan - these days it would read &quot;and you are running for Governor in California&quot;