Nah; apparently I have to graduate High School first, before I get to go to college...


Do they offer Masters' courses in underwater basketweaving?

 

Yessir Deavy Huty- (laughing still at that) long hair MAY get you redneck status or Hippie with a heart....heheh depends on the way you LIVE brother...

Do you strike fear in the hearts of colored men when stepping down outta that rig, in a bad neighborhood???? (scary music now) pump shotgun from behind you plaid shirt? - wait , I think that was just a bad movie....nevermind!


Still cannot accept BegleNewYear and redneck in the same sentence, nope nada just ain't happenin'........got any civil engineering books???

 

dinner or pet?

 

Here is something I came across which may help you decide what you are:

You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... the finance committeerefuses to provide funds for the purchase of a chandelier because none of the members knows how to play one.

You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... people ask, when they learn that Jesus fed the 5000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was used to catch 'em.

You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... when the pastor says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering," five guys and two women stand up.

You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... opening day of deer season is recognized as an official church holiday.

You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... a member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because "It ain't never been in a hole it couldn't get out of."

You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... the choir is known as the "OK Chorale".

You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... in a congregation of 500 members, there are only seven last names in the church directory.

You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... Baptism is referred to as "branding".

You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... high notes on the organ set the dogs on the floor to howling.

You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... people think "rapture" is what you get when you lift something too heavy.

You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... the baptismal pool is a #2 galvanized washtub.

You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... the choir robes were donated by (and embroidered with the logo from) Billy Bob's Barbecue.

You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... the collection plates are really hub caps from a '56 Chevy.

You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... instead of a Bell, you are called to service by a duck call

You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... the minister and his wifedrive matching pickup trucks.

You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... the communion wine is Boone's Farm "Tickled Pink".

You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... "Thou shalt not covet" applies to hunting dogs, too.

You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... the final words of the benediction are, "Y'all come back now Ya Hear!"

 

Yes sirrr! I wear Carhartts, Wranglers & Steel Toes to work...Hell I live in Carhartts. I own more ballcaps than bones in my body; ranging from Indy 500, to Cummins, to Ranch and Supply caps...I got it all. Cowboy hats, check. I like getting dirty. I love to fish, bein in the outdoors. Hate the City. Listen STRICTLY to good country. Short Fuse...Very Short. Yes Sir...Im a hick, more so than a redneck...but I qualify none the less. Just ask JustWannaBeMe...she even says so..she knows what I look like

 

Hey I take exception to that! I have stacks AND a fuel tank in the bed! I am a FARMBOY (an offshoot of the redneck family) I also have a 8' antenna on top of my truck hooked to a CB! I am not afraid to get dirty working on something and would rather fix it myself that pay some overpriced dealership so they can screw it up. (I can do that fine all by myself thank you!) getting the job done on the farm sometimes takes some redneck injenuity.
To me dressing up nice is putting on a new pair of jeans (Wranglers usually) and a collared shirt. If that is not good enough then I am not going!

 

Im definately a redneck

 

Same thing applies to me too,that is even for weddings and funerals,to go with the good Wranglers and shirt are my good black work boots.

I am definitly a redneck,love tractors,lifted trucks,loud trucks,back woods mud runs,and the occasional "PIT" parties. PLus I have to have my CB radio in my truck no matter what,I even just ordered two 4' whipes to mount on the bed tool box.

 

Us boys got nothin better to do up here in Minnesota so im in. My other truck is a 1976 chevy silverado that i paid 1000 bucks for and then stuffed a 10,000 dollar small block in it. Fuel cell in the box with roll bars through the rear window. All that just to play in the mud (really really fast and noisily). I think that mite qualify me for a redneck trophy. My first vehicle was also an International Scout 2 so im definately in.

 

I have been quiet on this one mostly because of being percieved as the above quote implies. This is a public forum, with several races as members. If as it implies from different posts, seeing different races as better or worse than the status quo, than I cannot claim to be in that group. Country boy with grease under the fingernails, three vehicles in the back of the driveway, that will never run again, a pull over shirt, jeans, and a vest as the standard clothing. A special occasion means scrambling to find the proper clothes, yep, thats me.

I have lived in cities, New York metro, South LA, Columbus, etc. Was a prototype machinest on aircraft parts and a production planner. But my heart is in the country, building a Detroit diesel, figuring the next route for my freight, sleep better with the diesel on 1000 to keep warm. Growing up, 25 cents a load was made for helping load cow dung on the wagon in the summer and shoveling snow in the winter. Yeah, easier to load the wagons barefoot, the feet wash off easier than the shoes

So you call it, redneck, hillbilly, hick.... whatever. But I daily work with Blacks, Arabs, Orentials, whatever. My loads are always in the "bad" parts of town, generally in the middle of the night. A cheeter bar, .380, and a cell phone is about as safe as you can get.

 

You might be a redneck if you had one of these at your wedding.

 

That's a good one, Totallyrad!

Hay

 

Then you bought a mobile home with a pool.

 

You quit the family business even though you looked "just like the guy on the side of the truck" after your "only child" made it big.

 

You use an old Chevy instead of a 30-06 to hunt deer.