Nice Jory!

I guess I would be considered a redneck...maybe a high-tech, top shelf redneck at times, but still a redneck! Farmboy, Country boy is a little more fitting!

I had to laugh this weekend...I spent New Years at a party with a couple friends, one of which I've been friends with for about 15 years, the other for about 10! At one point in the night some girl stole my hat, and my friends just started laughing! Not at her stealing it, but at the fact that it was the first time since we graduated they had seen me without a hat Personally, I didn't think it was funny, especially since she didn't return it

Drunks find the dumbest things funny
Chris

 

So they were laughing because you wear a hat to cover your receeding hair line like the rest of us?

 

That was after they recovered from the initial shock of no hat...I really didn't think it was funny then, but by that time, they could have wet themselves and thought it was hilarious

Good thing I don't do that
Chris

 

What's a dooryard? I do have a burn barrel in my backyard.

 

It's a swamp yankee expression,

It means yard area outside the entrance to the dwelling. say within 40 yards of the front or side door.

 

Swamp yankee? That cracks me up. I burn my trash in a campfire pit at the pond.

 

How'd you get that picture angle? I guess that you have a trampoline too?

 

Nope. No trampoline, just a Petibone that will reach up 36 feet! It was a trip! We were using it to put up our barn/house and thought we'd get my buddy to drive us around. I have no idea why we trusted him...there was lots of brew involved in the house building process!

 

Hah! I knew that there was a story behind that picture!

 

NO ONE gets past the beagle!

 

all my boots are steel toed.

 

Oh yeah?

Well, us true California rednecks have steel-toed flip flops.

Yeah. THAT'S hardcore.

 

I only wear flipflops in the gym shower.

 

Man, or COOL DUDE- You are just waay too funny to be originally from California. Too sharp; do you actually attend college full time? underwater basketweaving? out rageous!

I can see you would be more of a ducttape connosieurre......
no carhartt's though or junk cars around ya.

 

MY LONG HAIR DONT COVER MY RED NECK!