Years of marriage
10-16-2002 | 05:22 PM
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Re:Years of marriage
[quote author=dalton4 link=board=10;threadid=5948;start=15#53825 date=1034801913]<br>Looks like I'm the leader at this point with 40 years of marriage ... same lady. We established at the very beginning who the boss was going to be. I had her down on her knees begging to me, "Get out from under the bed and fight like a man!" <br><br>Jerry <br><br><br><br> Hehe, that should have showed her. LMAO 
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10-16-2002 | 05:23 PM
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Re:Years of marriage
Now Luke, you should know by now I am just joking, I would never have my ex-wifes body buried in my backyard. 
<br><br>I'd bury her nasty a.. off to the side somewhere. <br><br>P.S. My ex-wife is still alive, not for lack of trying. ;D
<br><br>I'd bury her nasty a.. off to the side somewhere. <br><br>P.S. My ex-wife is still alive, not for lack of trying. ;D
You went and made fun of my sheepy. :P ;D
10-16-2002 | 06:13 PM
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Re:Years of marriage
First and Last attempt<br><br>4 years<br><br>Well, actually 6 all legal and everything, seperated for 2 years before papers were signed.<br><br>Gonzo, how bout burying mine in my backyard?<br>I have a spot all picked out.<br><br><br>phox
10-16-2002 | 06:44 PM
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Six years with my first wife. Four years with my second. Nine years with my third. Twelve years with my fourth. Two years with my fifth wife. Two months with my sixth. (That was a mistake.) Seven years with my seventh wife. (Nice symmetry, there -- did it on purpose.) Thirteen years with my eighth. And ten years with my ninth wife. <br><br>I don't have a backyard. I have a cemetary. <br><br>Oh, and if the years don't add up, it's because I was never much good about ending one marriage before I started another. <br><br> 
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10-16-2002 | 07:14 PM
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Re:Years of marriage
[quote author=GONZO link=board=10;threadid=5948;start=15#53853 date=1034806453]<br>I got you all beat.... :
8 months with my lovely bride. We sit out back together and admire the flowers over my ex-wifes grave. My ex was a witch, took her 5 years to get her broom and hat. 
<br>[/quote]<br> Gonzo you violated rule #27... Never reveal the location of the body! You wascally wabbitt you
8 months with my lovely bride. We sit out back together and admire the flowers over my ex-wifes grave. My ex was a witch, took her 5 years to get her broom and hat. <br>[/quote]<br> Gonzo you violated rule #27... Never reveal the location of the body! You wascally wabbitt you
10-16-2002 | 07:23 PM
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Re:Years of marriage
Well, let's see if someone can top my record so far?<br><br>46 years as of last July.<br><br>I may make 47, if I don't choke her first. If she reads this, I will probably not make my next birthday.<br><br>Dan
10-16-2002 | 08:46 PM
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Re:Years of marriage
25 years last August 20. Two great kids: my son is 20, a junior at Kalamazoo College and top of his computer science department; my daughter is 17 and is a senior in high school, going to be valedictorian or her class. And all three of them are great people. I've been blessed with one great family.