Other Everything else not covered in the main topics goes here. Please avoid brand and flame wars. Don't try and up your post count. It won't work in here.

What would you do with ~5 acres of land??

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 04-19-2008, 06:09 PM
  #31  
Registered User
 
Sandaholic's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Spokane, WA
Posts: 350
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Originally Posted by GasganoFJ60
How is the hay business up in your area, Peakstryde?

Is it level land? Are you able to irrigate it? Why not harvest hay?
Thats what we've done. The family farm went under several years ago and we've recently in the past few years turned the 11 acres right around our house into a solid field of Tifton-85. Made about $10k in profit last year from it. Not bad for a side project.

Or, you could make it into a graveyard. My family knows a guy who is in the "graveyard business" and he claims that you can fit 1,100 bodies in one acre...
1 acre of land...
1,100 bodies...
$10k per plot...
$11,000,000????

Did I do that math right? Im horrible at it.
I like the hay idea better. But, people need to be buried somewhere I guess.

Off topic
In your sig that is frikken' hilarious: With building a car theres one rule you have to remember;fast/cheap/reliable. You can only pick two.

I won't ever forget that! More true words are hard to find.
Old 04-19-2008, 06:15 PM
  #32  
Registered User
 
HOHN's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Cummins Technical Center, IN
Posts: 6,564
Likes: 0
Received 6 Likes on 5 Posts
If I had 5 acres, I'd try for sure to build a 4.999 Acre shop!

With a BIIIIG overhead door
Old 04-19-2008, 06:24 PM
  #33  
Registered User
 
Dangerous Dave's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Shepherd, TX
Posts: 485
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
We're on 3.5 acres and I don't see where 1.5 more would be all that great.

To do hay takes some pretty fancy equipment too.

Come to think of it I don't have a recomendation....
Old 04-19-2008, 07:16 PM
  #34  
Registered User
 
doorguy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: saskatoon,sk
Posts: 259
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
There are lots around here are u pick berry farms, Saskatoon berry, strawberry, vegetables and apples.
Old 04-19-2008, 07:49 PM
  #35  
Registered User
 
Timmay2's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: AZ
Posts: 652
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
sell it and use only what you need.

wasted land is wasted money.
Old 04-19-2008, 08:46 PM
  #36  
Registered User
 
johnny5.9's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Buffalo, NY
Posts: 424
Received 4 Likes on 3 Posts
Originally Posted by Rampage1967
how bout gravel/pave it & open a Pick-N-Pull yard??
Specialize in mopars.
Why not specialize in ford powerstrokes?...oh wait only 6 acres, never mind then.
Old 04-20-2008, 12:38 AM
  #37  
DTR's Toad Wrangler
 
Clayten's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: N 48 25.707 W123 21.887
Posts: 892
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Mini golf, with a bar.
Old 04-20-2008, 12:54 AM
  #38  
Registered User
 
JPR Ram's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: My head lays down in Murrieta, but the day light hours are spent in San Diego, Ca.
Posts: 1,820
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Originally Posted by Clayten
Mini golf, with a bar.
We have a WINNER!!!!!! At least, I think so..................













Hey, pass me another cervesa, mano........
Old 04-20-2008, 07:42 AM
  #39  
Registered User
 
Hintz's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Georgia... Iowa Bound
Posts: 988
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
One gaint food plot and kill some deer
Old 04-20-2008, 09:23 AM
  #40  
Registered User
 
bkrukow's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: boyden, IA
Posts: 979
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Originally Posted by Hippie816
I kind of like the cannibas idea. grow it amongst tomato plants for less detection. And get to sell the tomatos on top of it all too.
Call me stupid, but what the heck is a cannibas?? I asume buy other posts that its ilegal but I have never heard of it.

I am going to look at a acerage tomarrow that has 6 acers with it and the only thing that would prove profitable with out huge amounts of work would most likely be hay. Thats most likely what I would do with the ground.
Old 04-20-2008, 10:43 AM
  #41  
DTR's Toad Wrangler
 
Clayten's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: N 48 25.707 W123 21.887
Posts: 892
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Originally Posted by bkrukow
Call me stupid, but what the heck is a cannibas?? I asume buy other posts that its ilegal but I have never heard of it.

I am going to look at a acerage tomarrow that has 6 acers with it and the only thing that would prove profitable with out huge amounts of work would most likely be hay. Thats most likely what I would do with the ground.
Hemp. But ya don't make rope with it.
Old 04-20-2008, 11:02 AM
  #42  
Registered User
 
j-fox's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Posts: 2,541
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Ok here is what I come up with. Fence part of it off, start some grass for a sod farm, buy the goats, Plant some trees.
Now you qualify for a farm credit loan with subsidies.
Then start a small cemetery, with a church. Now you are tax free.
Get some graves in, move the fruit trees to areas between the graves.Goeats will keep it mowed and trim. you won't need to fertilize and as the occupants will pust the flowers and trees up. Goats will eat the flowers, weeds and grass.
you have income from the sod, plots, u-pick-em trees and if daring enough, some canibis(cash crops), you will have very little to do!!!
Oh, give a free plot to the sherriff.
Old 04-20-2008, 01:21 PM
  #43  
Registered User
 
Sandaholic's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Spokane, WA
Posts: 350
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Originally Posted by j-fox
Ok here is what I come up with. Fence part of it off, start some grass for a sod farm, buy the goats, Plant some trees.
Now you qualify for a farm credit loan with subsidies.
Then start a small cemetery, with a church. Now you are tax free.
Get some graves in, move the fruit trees to areas between the graves.Goeats will keep it mowed and trim. you won't need to fertilize and as the occupants will pust the flowers and trees up. Goats will eat the flowers, weeds and grass.
you have income from the sod, plots, u-pick-em trees and if daring enough, some canibis(cash crops), you will have very little to do!!!
Oh, give a free plot to the sherriff.
LOL very creative Smarty pants!
Old 04-20-2008, 01:29 PM
  #44  
alwaysonDTR
 
Alwaysworking's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Keizer, oregon
Posts: 2,551
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Originally Posted by j-fox
Ok here is what I come up with. Fence part of it off, start some grass for a sod farm, buy the goats, Plant some trees.
Now you qualify for a farm credit loan with subsidies.
Then start a small cemetery, with a church. Now you are tax free.
Get some graves in, move the fruit trees to areas between the graves.Goeats will keep it mowed and trim. you won't need to fertilize and as the occupants will pust the flowers and trees up. Goats will eat the flowers, weeds and grass.
you have income from the sod, plots, u-pick-em trees and if daring enough, some canibis(cash crops), you will have very little to do!!!
Oh, give a free plot to the sherriff.
i see no metion of the mini golf and bar
Old 04-20-2008, 01:53 PM
  #45  
Registered User
 
J OOPS's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Alaska
Posts: 186
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
If the land is flat and you have water availble for irrigation, plant it in any of the grains. Have you seen the prices for grain lately. It has almost quadripled in the last 4 months. We will be paying 4 dollars a loaf come next winter. Don't worry about machinery you can hire people who have the machinery to harvest the crop. My dad has been farming all his life, he used to own the equipment and then figured out it was cheaper and less of a headache to operate and maintain the equipment if you contracted out the harvesting to someone else. You could even lease out the land to some farmer for farming. Anheiser Busch is paying big money for barley, contact them, you might come up with some kind of an arrangement to provide barley.
Another option is to fence it, build a pole barn and rent out as pasture for horses. People pay big money for a place to board their horses. Who wouldn't like to wake up in the morning and see a bunch of horses in a pasture out side their house.
Another option is an RV park or RV storage lot.


Quick Reply: What would you do with ~5 acres of land??



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 10:33 AM.