Mostwanted

Morning all. My new wife and I are getting ready to leave on our honeymoon. We will be somewhere south of Key-West and somewhere North of South America most of this week. So, life will have to go on without me around here. :'(. Wellm the coffees' ready, and the CTD is warmed up.

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sherod

Congratulations and have a good time.
Ed

AlpineRAM

Have a good one Mostwanted! (Now, at least it's not only a self inflicted title ;D )

AlpineRAM

Shovelhead

Congrats. ;D

If ya just got married,........
What the heck are ya doin' on the computer? ???

Redleg

Have a good trip..... now you got me thinking about seafood.... :

hotdram

Congrats Mostwanted. Hope ya'll have a great life together. Have fun on the honeymoon (and like Ed said, get off the 'puter).

~Rob

PistolWhipt

Congrats MostWanted !!!

Remember the sunscreen ... kinda hard to snuggle with momma when you both are sufferin with blister'd skin.

Been cooler here the last couple days ... chilly 87degrees. Time to break out the short-sleeved shirts.

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Redleg

WaitingforPWtotakethebeerbaitsoIcansenda3batteryba rageathimwhenhegetsoutofthewaterdon.

PistolWhipt

Water temp is also in the high 80's, I have a snorkle to breathe through, I have a 12-pack of corona with a loooooong slurpee straw hid in a crab trap right below my left flipper .... Beer might be warm, but you are gonna have to wait a while .

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Redleg

Let's see...... I know that shark attractactant use to be right here by the mosquito spray.....oh...there it is. Hmmmmm gettin kinda low...... now where's that hollowed out mortar shell I was savin for just such an occasion.....

shortround

The happening is happening. Never in my 35 years of military service have I witnessed such a Charlie Foxtrot. Too many people with stars trying to see who has the biggest bubba parts. Reminds me of a McNamara - Westmoreland orgy from years past. Sure glad the Navy didn't deploy like this.
The Army deals with a 1800-2000 man divisional brigade.
A National Guard Seperate Brigade has 3800. (simple math = 1/3 of a division).
They have equipment that we don't and visa versa. (M-102 howitzers of which the Air Force has the only parts)
I've got 5 more hours to beer time, maybe.
I needed one at 0600.
Got people deciding they are either gay, lesbian, both, objectors of all types, back problems, ingrown toenails, chapped lips, want to go home to momma, got to stay in school, got kids from 7 different fathers and or mothers. It's something you can write a book about. Or maybe a bit of poetry.
Got to run, people picking up equipment.

wonderingwhethertolaughorcryShortround out

Mexstan

Hey SR, why don't you write a book about all this when it is over. Should fit well in the comedy section at the library.

FiverBob

Poor Redleg. Just can't stand it. Well, water temp in the pool this afternoon is 81. Gulf is still 80. Air temp about 83. Really bad day. Guess I will have to "weather" it out by the pool. 8) And, you will have to try another sneak attack. I know what that incoming sounds like - - I can beat them snow ***** under the water.
Have a great day around the "water'n cooler". Hummm, might know it was someone from MO that got this one started, or else he just can't type well with the new bride hanging over his neck.

Shovelhead

Mornin' Campers.

MONDAY : :-X

Gonna be one of those days. :

Still it's gotta be better that one of SR's days lately.

Be careful out there.

Ed

JKE

LATE! :

Mornin' boys....Keep your head up Shortround or down, which ever fits the situation best . I'll be happy to run the farm if you need help...hope the pay is good ....


Have a great day.

John