Tops "Sitrep" breakroom..soundoff! October 17-23
10-20-2011, 07:51 AM
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Muted one day, Banned the next....... Ah the life of a DTR 1%'er
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Morning gang.. Just a quickie before I head out for the day. Oh and who replaced the sugar with desiccants from Bobby's depends?
Ya'll have a good'n. Be good or be good at it
Ya'll have a good'n. Be good or be good at it
10-20-2011, 07:53 AM
#77
There is no G. There is no G. Repeat after me, THERE IS NO G!
Goodmorning. Go easy with my, least for now. I don't feel so good. Woke up in the middle of the night with my innards knotted up. Don't know why.
Anyway, it's cold outside too.
I think a big hot bowl of chicken soup is in order.
Anyway, it's cold outside too.
I think a big hot bowl of chicken soup is in order.
10-20-2011, 08:43 AM
#78
Proprietor of Fiver's Inn and Hospitality Center
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Morning gang - - thought I would mess Scotty up really bad today so I grabbed the "other" stuff called coffee. Need the boost. Still not perking on all six cylinders since getting home. Dragging tail. Too many things to do and don't want to start any of them. DUH.
Sooo, cheers to you, gang....
..... and have a gudurn,Bob
10-20-2011, 10:06 AM
#80
Top's Younger Twin
Bobby Bobby Bobby, there ya go blaming and pointing your DEPENDS at others that are only trying to help you.
Yeah, thats it...help you.
You may need a cup with some stronger compounds for this round of Pho0o0.
Yeah, thats it...help you.
You may need a cup with some stronger compounds for this round of Pho0o0.
10-20-2011, 10:25 AM
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Condolences to bob from Denmark as well, he sounds like a nice guy, be sure to remember him that way.
Now, since it´s close to weekend, and my favorite coffee-adjustment ( red aalborg, that snaps thing) went dry on me, I thought i´d try something else.
Here´s what I got, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaPkS...eature=related corn-liqour, sure does put a smile on my face.
Slev
Now, since it´s close to weekend, and my favorite coffee-adjustment ( red aalborg, that snaps thing) went dry on me, I thought i´d try something else.
Here´s what I got, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaPkS...eature=related corn-liqour, sure does put a smile on my face.
Slev
10-20-2011, 12:13 PM
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whew weeee!!! careful with that corn liquer ethanol stuff...
hit the gym, it hit me back. then split some logs with the splitter. lunch!
hubby went back out, i am doing paperwork and might be stretching out for a luxourius napppppppp.....wake up and do five miles on the bike maybe...
92 jeep waiting on title for DMV, all done though and inspected.
04 big dodge truck all ready for winter, slight tranny leak
08 jeep all set
62 jeep stripped, SHOULD have new tub but wallet will not allow, so floor panels ordered, wheel cyclinders and some odd parts needed
46 ****** sleeping in the basement.....
re porcelened the new grill/cooler
installed security lock in son's jeep console....
I really do not want to see a mechanical part today...
hit the gym, it hit me back. then split some logs with the splitter. lunch!
hubby went back out, i am doing paperwork and might be stretching out for a luxourius napppppppp.....wake up and do five miles on the bike maybe...
92 jeep waiting on title for DMV, all done though and inspected.
04 big dodge truck all ready for winter, slight tranny leak
08 jeep all set
62 jeep stripped, SHOULD have new tub but wallet will not allow, so floor panels ordered, wheel cyclinders and some odd parts needed
46 ****** sleeping in the basement.....
re porcelened the new grill/cooler
installed security lock in son's jeep console....
I really do not want to see a mechanical part today...
10-20-2011, 12:43 PM
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Todays Joke
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD, AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.
George Phillips, an elderly man, from Walled Lake, Michigan, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
He said "No," but they are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.
Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available"
George said, "Okay."
He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot and killed them both, the dogs are eating them right now." and he hung up.
Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
(True Story) I LOVE IT! Don't mess with old people.
George Phillips, an elderly man, from Walled Lake, Michigan, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
He said "No," but they are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.
Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available"
George said, "Okay."
He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot and killed them both, the dogs are eating them right now." and he hung up.
Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
(True Story) I LOVE IT! Don't mess with old people.
10-20-2011, 02:56 PM
#85
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While my 91 was in the shop for the rear main seal, they gave me a power joke to drive. And what a joke it was. Even my stock 92 had more gitty up go than that thing. No thank you.
10-20-2011, 04:21 PM
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ask them " why I thought you guys LIKED me?"......lol
10-21-2011, 07:33 AM
#88
Proprietor of Fiver's Inn and Hospitality Center
WHEW, thanks Lary. Now I can sleep again.
Thanks Slev - - he was a neat guy and will be remembered. HEY, we are headed your way next year. Just putting the final touches on the trip. Should be fun.
Heidi - - does your hubby rent you out???? I could sure use you around this place to help me get some stuff done. .....
Morning gang - - sun is out today for the first time in many days. Woke up to the sound of a cat meowing a sad cry - - - sounded like in the lanai, but could see nothing in the dark. Kept hearing it most of the night. Finally stopped about 5:30 this morning. I am thinking bad thoughts like maybe it had tangled with a coon and it was hurt - - whatever. Got up and looked out and a roof panel is hanging down in the lanai (knew it was weak and replacing all soon as hurricane season is over). Two cats get on the cage sometimes chasing squirrels. I am guessing that sucker was up there last night, the panel let loose, fell into the pool and couldn't get out. It dug my two corner planting areas to pot trying to get out, knocked over my orchids. I am guessing it finally could see good enough to scale back up the screen and get out the roof. Crazee.
OK, grabbing fresh ph00 before Canuck boy gets in here to mess it up. Threw his messy Depends in the corner by the beast. See ya,
Bob
hit the gym, it hit me back. then split some logs with the splitter. lunch!
hubby went back out, i am doing paperwork and might be stretching out for a luxourius napppppppp.....wake up and do five miles on the bike maybe...
92 jeep waiting on title for DMV, all done though and inspected.
04 big dodge truck all ready for winter, slight tranny leak
08 jeep all set
62 jeep stripped, SHOULD have new tub but wallet will not allow, so floor panels ordered, wheel cyclinders and some odd parts needed
46 ****** sleeping in the basement.....
re porcelened the new grill/cooler
installed security lock in son's jeep console....
I really do not want to see a mechanical part today...
hubby went back out, i am doing paperwork and might be stretching out for a luxourius napppppppp.....wake up and do five miles on the bike maybe...
92 jeep waiting on title for DMV, all done though and inspected.
04 big dodge truck all ready for winter, slight tranny leak
08 jeep all set
62 jeep stripped, SHOULD have new tub but wallet will not allow, so floor panels ordered, wheel cyclinders and some odd parts needed
46 ****** sleeping in the basement.....
re porcelened the new grill/cooler
installed security lock in son's jeep console....
I really do not want to see a mechanical part today...
Morning gang - - sun is out today for the first time in many days. Woke up to the sound of a cat meowing a sad cry - - - sounded like in the lanai, but could see nothing in the dark. Kept hearing it most of the night. Finally stopped about 5:30 this morning. I am thinking bad thoughts like maybe it had tangled with a coon and it was hurt - - whatever. Got up and looked out and a roof panel is hanging down in the lanai (knew it was weak and replacing all soon as hurricane season is over). Two cats get on the cage sometimes chasing squirrels. I am guessing that sucker was up there last night, the panel let loose, fell into the pool and couldn't get out. It dug my two corner planting areas to pot trying to get out, knocked over my orchids. I am guessing it finally could see good enough to scale back up the screen and get out the roof. Crazee.
OK, grabbing fresh ph00 before Canuck boy gets in here to mess it up. Threw his messy Depends in the corner by the beast. See ya,
Bob
10-21-2011, 09:24 AM
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Mornin!!
snuck up on the cat, took to vet for shots. phew! done.
Fiver- lol- imagine THAT ad!! heheh
Shorts it is TOO early to think about Christmas!! heheh hope Santa is good to ya
snuck up on the cat, took to vet for shots. phew! done.
Fiver- lol- imagine THAT ad!! heheh
Shorts it is TOO early to think about Christmas!! heheh hope Santa is good to ya