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01-13-2005, 07:48 AM
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Originally posted by Flashdancr
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
I know it has to be true for some people too, cause their heads are always up there.
I guess they would fall in the using way less than a teaspoon of their brain category.
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
I know it has to be true for some people too, cause their heads are always up there.
I guess they would fall in the using way less than a teaspoon of their brain category.
OH BOY, AIN'T TOUCHIN' THAT ONE.
01-13-2005, 08:25 AM
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18 Questions that really need answers...
1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?"
2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm
gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."?
3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
4. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about
him?
5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
6. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
7. Why does your Dr. leave the room when you get undressed if
they are going to look there anyway?
8. Why does Goofy stand upright
while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
9. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,
why didn't he just buy dinner?
10. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
11. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
12. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from
morons?
13. Why do the "Alphabet song" and "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star"
have the same tune?
14. Stop singing and read on.....
15. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
16. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face he gets
mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head out
the window?
17. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive
any faster?
18. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?"
2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm
gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."?
3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
4. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about
him?
5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
6. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
7. Why does your Dr. leave the room when you get undressed if
they are going to look there anyway?
8. Why does Goofy stand upright
while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
9. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,
why didn't he just buy dinner?
10. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
11. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
12. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from
morons?
13. Why do the "Alphabet song" and "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star"
have the same tune?
14. Stop singing and read on.....
15. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
16. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face he gets
mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head out
the window?
17. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive
any faster?
18. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
01-13-2005, 04:30 PM
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Thats MR Hoss to you buddy!
Originally posted by TxDiesel007
Einstein theorized that if we would use approximately 50 percent, we would have the power to vaporize a person with our thoughts...
Einstein theorized that if we would use approximately 50 percent, we would have the power to vaporize a person with our thoughts...
01-13-2005, 05:27 PM
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Originally posted by Mark Thomas
Hey I just won 4 bucks betting co-workers they can't lick their elbows!
Hey I just won 4 bucks betting co-workers they can't lick their elbows!
01-14-2005, 07:14 PM
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Einstein was cool man. he had to have patience to be the human to figure out Pi! His hair was the Shizz too. I wish my hair stood up like that! NE who, If a Quiz is Quizzicle, then a test would be ********! So dont forget to put her to the TEST!
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