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Old 04-28-2005 | 03:45 PM
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Texas Sized Gator

How would you like to find this little thing in your back yard??



Story HERE.
Old 04-28-2005 | 04:02 PM
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If the game warden came by my place to kill that thing, he would be TOO LATE

Identifying it after I got done with it, would be a forensic nightmare
Old 04-28-2005 | 04:08 PM
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Old 04-28-2005 | 04:08 PM
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There's a lot of boots hanging there.

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Old 04-28-2005 | 04:18 PM
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Ahh Top,

One .450Marlin and then you could let Rich make some boots for all of us!
Old 04-28-2005 | 04:30 PM
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Ahh Top,

One .450Marlin and then you could let Rich make some boots for all of us!
You are probably right, but I get so few opportunity's to use any of my Anti Tank weapons or flame throwers
Old 04-28-2005 | 04:35 PM
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Bunch of sissies. I'd just jump on his back like Steve Erwin, wrap my hands around his mouth and then roll around on the ground with him until he was willing to be submissive. Then I'd give him a cutesy little pet name and take him for a walk down the street like a big ole' puppy dog.
Old 04-28-2005 | 05:50 PM
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....gator tastes pretty good too....
Old 04-28-2005 | 05:52 PM
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Originally posted by Hoss
Bunch of sissies. I'd just jump on his back like Steve Erwin, wrap my hands around his mouth and then roll around on the ground with him until he was willing to be submissive. Then I'd give him a cutesy little pet name and take him for a walk down the street like a big ole' puppy dog.
Hoss!! You of all people!

I'd have expected you to tell him to open wide and say AHH and then given him a DTR approved concrete stomach liner.

Talk about a sinking feeling in the pit of your stomach, that stomach liner would do it.
Old 04-28-2005 | 06:00 PM
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Hey! That thing's cute!!
I bet someone was surprised to find that when they came home!!

Looks yummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Old 04-28-2005 | 06:09 PM
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looks like the game guys were driving the right kind of trucks
Old 04-28-2005 | 06:36 PM
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Originally posted by graphitecumnz
....gator tastes pretty good too....
Tastes like chiken?
Old 04-28-2005 | 07:16 PM
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Tastes like gator. Gooooooooooooooooooood stuff there Maynard!
Old 04-28-2005 | 08:03 PM
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Had a nine footer wandering around my sis-in-laws house about two blocks away from me in this same subdivision. Cute little guy. Curled up in front of a guys garage door and went to sleep sunning himself.

I can read the story now - - "funny happened to me on the way to the store - - I got in my car, opened the garage door, started backing up and........".
Old 04-28-2005 | 08:39 PM
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Originally posted by 12valve@heart
Hoss!! You of all people!
Hey...I can also ride a black tornado and rope the wind.


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