hotdram

Growing up in north western Pa, one winter I licked the metal garage door handle and my tongue froze to it. Was worried because the old man was due to come down the driveway from work any minute and would open the garage door with his opener not realizing his 9 year old son was stuck to it. :-

hotdram

Absolute stupidest thing I've ever done:
In basic training, the company commander told me to go get him a cup of coffee and to not put a certain bodily fluid in it. Asked him "Sir, even if I did, how would you know what it tasted like?" Pretty much kept my mouth shut for the next 6 years of my Navy career.

SjLingenfelter

What about you Blue. I KNOW FOR A FACT that you have done some stupid things. ::cough:: megan ::cough::

Its not sexual related. SO dont think that.

dodgeman01

Hmmm I started a forest fire that burned up 300acres.
rode a wheely on a 7 ton tractor :
backed into my dads van "parked"
Told a cop to F---off :-
got into a fight over who bough what beer
rode a bul in the field after fighting "and drinking" over who bought the beer
went sledrideing down a hill with a 50' drop off OUCH
"you will slide on ice just like a sled"
went out with my 3rd GF >
bought a centerforce clutch for my truck "where were you guys when I needed you???"
tweaked the pump on my 93 a little too far "fuel shower and 700bucks down the drain"
yes stacks get HOT
changed the started onmy 78 Dodge w/ the battery hooked up
almost got chewed up by a combine
ran over by a tractor OUCH
sent a piece of metal threw a window from a grinder
My dads shotguy has a hair trigger need I say more : "Sunroof"
Pulled out a big knife and started to cut my fingernails in a Wal-mart "hey mister police man" Uhhh put down the gun
I have more :-
Dm01

LE

My brother and I were 7 and 11, and decided to "borrow" my Dads new 1976 Trans Am (455 auto). Neither one of us was tall enough to see out the windshield. I being the younger one got to operate the gas / brakes, while my brother steered us out onto the golf course. Tried to jump the sandtrap on the 18th hole (Smokey and the Bandit) and face planted my Dads' new car. I didn't sit down for the entire 2nd grade.
I grew up (or got older) and was canyon racing up Parleys canyon with seven or eight of my buddies when a friendly UHP decided that 140 mph uphill before breakfast was just too fast. He proceeded to TRY to pull us over when we decided to run. There were several of us and only one of him. Radios suck, as we were all impounded for the day (bikes and all).

sherod

Just one.... Little brother and I were supposed to be pulling apart a beaver dam. Too much work. Went to the shop and made a "little helper" out of kerosene and amonium nitrate. Mixed it all up in a plastic 55 gallon barrel which we buried in the dam. Made up some fuze and lit it. Need I say more? I will say, the beavers never returned, and that is one good waterin hole to this day.
My backside still burns thinking about it. LOL
Ed

BigBlue

I didn't do anything with Megan Sean. You know that as well as I do (at least I don't remember doing anything ). Stupidest thing I've done that I can remember right now is I was coming home around 12 one night and had my system blasting. I pull up in the driveway and my dad comes out and starts yelling at me to turn that (insert word here) off. He goes on and on and he finally says "Did you hear me?" I promptly replied "Did you hear me?" Apparently, I was the only who thought it was funny.

rich

So many things such limited space. Heres the latest went to turn around a 50ton lowboy trailer, never pulled one before. Ended up blocking traffic on a state highway for 3hrs until the wrecker showed up to unhang me from the road where the trailer hung up. No tickets at least and that was how this week went cant wait for next week

Push Rod

Well, there was that time...

And then that other time...

And then...

How much room have we got in an entire message thread?

Rod

breakseverything

hmmmm , got married - twice , I guess the screwing I got wasn't good enough the first time

never deck a NYC police officer , you will get a beating by 8 more later

never ask your wire to get your gun - damm that was close ( 45/70 hot reloads )
all time best , told my old man " I'm 18 now go ____ yourself , you cant order me around like one of your PFC's - think again kid

BigBlue

[quote author=breakseverything link=board=10;threadid=18435;start=15#msg173341 date=1061078927]

all time best , told my old man " I'm 18 now go ____ yourself , you cant order me around like one of your PFC's - think again kid
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Buddy of mine told his mom that. She threw a steak knife at him and stuck it in the wall beside his head.

bigfoot

[quote author=Rich-Cowboy link=board=10;threadid=18435;start=15#msg173314 date=1061066899]
So many things such limited space. Heres the latest went to turn around a 50ton lowboy trailer, never pulled one before. Ended up blocking traffic on a state highway for 3hrs until the wrecker showed up to unhang me from the road where the trailer hung up. No tickets at least and that was how this week went cant wait for next week
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They don’t call them “Low Boys” for nothing .

wheezer

[quote author=dodgeman01 link=board=10;threadid=18435;start=15#msg173194 date=1061013962]
Rode a wheely on a 7 ton tractor :
Dm01
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Bush Hogs make good wheelie bars, I know. Bearings in the tire don't last though. :

scottrod

I do stupid things on a daily basis.
I'm competing in a hillclimb on the 30th of the month and have been practicing at a buddies place. Here is a pic of me "attempting" a 20 foot uphill cliff jump.

scottrod

Here's the result...
Too bad they didn't get the pic of me cartwheeling down the other side