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Old 04-06-2006, 12:07 PM
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Stages of a Project

This is how most things go at work:

SEVEN STAGES OF A PROJECT:
  1. Enthusiam and Jubilation
  2. Emergence of reality and compromise
  3. Disillusionment
  4. Panic sets in
  5. The search for the guilty
  6. The punishment of the innocent
  7. Praise for the non-participants

Sound like anyone else's job?

~Rob
Old 04-06-2006, 04:19 PM
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Yep.

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Assignment
Procrastination
Conviction
Procrastination
Reaffirmation
Procrastination
Denial
Failure
Depression
Old 04-06-2006, 05:51 PM
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Enthusiam and Jubilation
Emergence of reality and compromise
Disillusionment
Panic sets in

Assignment
Procrastination
Conviction
Procrastination
Reaffirmation
Procrastination
Denial
Failure
Depression


is that a job or a marriage?
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Never start a project until you have some one to blame.
Old 04-07-2006, 06:50 AM
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We have corporate seagulls, er ah, helpers.
They fly in, squak about how bad you are, eat up all your food, crap all over you, and then fly out again.
Maintenance is the knuckeldragging cave men of the organization.
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Finding someone to blame is easy. Who wasn't at the planning meeting?
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We typically place all the blame on the last person to leave the company

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Never start a project on Friday.
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