FiverBob

Rise and shine children. Sun is about to rise, coffee, ph00 and hot tea on the counter along with nanner bread. Made Cimmamum oatmeal with raisins and brown sugar is available.

Get up, enjoy the day, go to church.

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Later gator,

Bob

chaikwa

I did? Was it funny?

Saw you were here and figured you must be starting the new breakroom. Thanks B0b!



It is Sunday, March 16th.

1621 - Samoset walked into the settlement of Plymouth Colony, later Plymouth, MA. Samoset was a native from the Monhegan tribe in Maine who spoke English.

1802 - The U.S. Congress established the West Point Military Academy in New York.

1836 - The Republic of Texas approved a constitution.

1871 - The State of Delaware enacted the first fertilizer law.

1882 - The U.S. Senate approved a treaty allowing the United States to join the Red Cross.

1913 - The 15,000-ton battleship Pennsylvania was launched at Newport News, VA.

1915 - The Federal Trade Commission began operation.

1928 - The U.S. planned to send 1,000 more Marines to Nicaragua.

1935 - Adolf Hitler ordered a German rearmament and violated the Versailles Treaty.

1939 - Germany occupied the rest of Czechoslovakia.

1945 - Iwo Jima was declared secure by the Allies. However, small pockets of Japanese resistance still existed.

1968 - U.S. troops in Vietnam destroyed a village consisting mostly of women and children. The event is known as the My-Lai massacre.

1984 - William Buckley, the CIA station chief in Beirut, was kidnapped by gunmen. He died while in captivity.

1988 - Indictments were issued for Lt. Colonel Oliver North, Vice Admiral John Poindexter of the National Security Council, and two others for their involvement in the Iran-Contra affair.

1988 - Mickey Thompson and his wife Trudy were shot to death in their driveway. Thompson, known as the "Speed King," set nearly 500 auto speed endurance records including being the first person to travel more than 400 mph on land.

1994 - Tonya Harding pled guilty in Portland, OR, to conspiracy to hinder prosecution for covering up the attack on her skating rival Nancy Kerrigan. She was fined $100,000. She was also banned from amateur figure skating.

1995 - NASA astronaut Norman Thagard became the first American to visit the Russian space station Mir.



Today's thought:
Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back.


The Floridian c0ffee is pretty good this morning, altho it's a tad weak. It will do I guess.

Scotty

Bobby's Floridian filter is what makes the coffee weak.
Depends are just too thick.
Temp is rising to a balmy plus 5 Celsius today.
Thanks for the bloatmeal Bobbydependable!
Thanks for the history Scottkwa!
I didn't know Mickey met his maker that way.

Chrisreyn

Cletus is passing by Billy Bob 's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old John Deere tractor.

Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his
shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.

Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.

Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the world're ya doing, Billy Bob ?"

"Good grief, Cletus, ya scared the bejeebers out of me," says an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob ..

"But me 'n the wife been havin trouble lately in the bedroom d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."

(Don't make me come splain this to you educated folks!
Read the last line again, slowly)

Morning....

cougar

Ah yes, another public education pun.
Never tell a pun to a kleptomaniac. They will take it, literally.

Tallguy67

Happy Sunday all y'all. It is good to see we are all up to our normal level of dysfunction. It is a beautiful day on the edge of the prairies. We have had about a week of continuous daytime temperatures above freezing. It is dropping slightly below freezing every night. This is all good. There is so much snow that if it got really hot and stayed above freezing at night we would be having issues with overland flooding. The ground is still frozen and will be for a while yet so the melt water has to run to low spots instead of soaking into the ground.

My to-do list for the day involves tightening a squealing power steering belt on my Echo. The job stupid. To get to the PS pump you have to jack up the car, remove right front wheel and then remove a bunch of wheel well liner stuff. That take most of an hour. Then you spend 1 minute tightening the belt and another 45 mins or so putting everything back together. Geeze Louise. Now you can understand why I have been putting the job off for a month.

Have a good day everyone, play safe all y'all.

jhenson

Yes it is Sunday, March 16th.............and I was born on this day 36 yrs ago!!!! Happy Birthday to me. . Weather is awesome outside....too bad I'm stuck inside at work all day. Oh well.

I better get back at it. Y'all have a goodurn and make the good Lord proud of you today. Later folks.

Sent from my high tech squawk box

Totallyrad

Boo

Afternoon all. Rain and thunderstorms in the Atlanta area so no work today,


or tomorrow,


or Tuesday......

old dog

Yea they are drying the track at Bristol now !



Claude

old dog

I rank George Carlin just under Mark Twain

Claude

Chrisreyn

Well Happy Birthday J!!!!
we need an exploding cake smiley

Hope its a good'un

railroaderone

Happy birthday J track drying leads to racing. This is better than the 2006 race where we had a snowball fight with the pit crews prior to the race starting. Let's get it on boys

Tallguy67

Happy birthday Justin - hopefully the world treats you well today.

DW and I are excited about dinner for the first time in a while. We have been very uninspired in the food dept for a while. Hopefully we will break out of our slump tonight. We have a pork loin roast marinating in bourbon, Dijon mustard, soy, Worchestershire sauce and brown sugar. Just before cooking it gets a nice spice rub and then smoke cooked in cherry wood smoke. I hope it ends up as good as the recipe sounds.

Bark

Thanks for the breakroom Bob and the history Scott, howdy RRone and Claude,

Yes and no. It was on 02-26-14 at 6:42 PM on the day before your DOT physical and apparently I was more bored than you were to even remember it.

I saw a show on that awhile back. His partner was behind his murder but it took them many years to figure it out. Sad stuff.

Boo,,,Hiss,,,

Nice seeing you! Got eight pounds of Landjaeger from Wisconsin River Meats in the mail. With shipping it came to over $10 bucks a pound but it was worth it.

Happy Birthday! Get something good when you get off work. Eat a whole pizza or something.

Did you tunnel out yet?

Maybe rest up that body of yours a little?

Ripping down the suspended ceiling in the upstairs. It was installed originally in 1977. They sure did hide a lot of poor construction behind it but now I know were some of the drafts have been coming from.

Scotty

Happy snot nosed colonoscopied birthday J.

Sorry, I still have last wks breakroom in my head.
Shrewly its gotta dissipate.