Smile - Spring has Sprung Breakroom - 3/23 - 3/29
#31
Top's Younger Twin
#32
Administrator
Carb base gasket.
It is Tuesday, March 25th.
1634 - Lord Baltimore founded the Catholic colony of Maryland.
1655 - Puritans jailed Governor Stone after a military victory over Catholic forces in the colony of Maryland.
1776 - The Continental Congress authorized a medal for General George Washington.
1813 - The frigate USS Essex flew the first U.S. flag in battle in the Pacific.
1865 - During the American Civil War, Confederate forces captured Fort Stedman in Virginia.
1901 - 55 people died when a Rock Island train derailed near Marshalltown, IA.
1901 - The Mercedes was introduced by Daimler at the five-day "Week of Nice" in Nice, France.
1905 - Rebel battle flags that were captured during the American Civil War were returned to the South.
1911 - In New York City, 146 women were killed in a fire at the Triangle Shirtwaist Company in New York City. The owners of the company were indicted on manslaughter charges because some of the employees had been behind locked doors in the factory. The owners were later acquitted and in 1914 they were ordered to pay damages to each of the twenty-three families that had sued.
1915 - 21 people died when a U.S. F-4 submarine sank off the Hawaiian coast.
1940 - The U.S. agreed to give Britain and France access to all American warplanes.
1947 - A coalmine explosion in Centralia, IL, killed 111 people.
1953 - The USS Missouri fired on targets at Kojo, North Korea.
1954 - RCA manufactured its first color TV set and began mass production.
1960 - A guided missile was launched from a nuclear powered submarine for the first time.
1965 - Martin Luther King Jr. led a group of 25,000 to the state capital in Montgomery, AL.
1966 - The U.S. Supreme Court ruled that the "poll tax" was unconstitutional.
1970 - The Concorde made its first supersonic flight.
1985 - It was reported that a U.S. Army Major stationed in East Germany had been shot and killed by a Soviet Border Guard.
1986 - U.S. President Ronald Reagan ordered emergency aid for the Honduran army. U.S. helicopters took Honduran troops to the Nicaraguan border.
1990 - A fire in Happy Land, an illegal New York City social club, killed 87 people.
1994 - United States troops completed their withdrawal from Somalia.
1998 - A cancer patient was the first known to die under Oregon's doctor-assisted suicide law.
1998 - The FCC nets $578.6 million at auction for licenses for new wireless technology.
2004 - The U.S. Senate voted (61-38) on the Unborn Victims of Violence Act (H.R. 1997) to make it a separate crime to harm a fetus during the commission of a violent federal crime.
Today's thought:
Why don't you start believing that no matter what you have or haven't done, that your best days are still out in front of you.
Infected c0ffee & ph00 are ready.
It is Tuesday, March 25th.
1634 - Lord Baltimore founded the Catholic colony of Maryland.
1655 - Puritans jailed Governor Stone after a military victory over Catholic forces in the colony of Maryland.
1776 - The Continental Congress authorized a medal for General George Washington.
1813 - The frigate USS Essex flew the first U.S. flag in battle in the Pacific.
1865 - During the American Civil War, Confederate forces captured Fort Stedman in Virginia.
1901 - 55 people died when a Rock Island train derailed near Marshalltown, IA.
1901 - The Mercedes was introduced by Daimler at the five-day "Week of Nice" in Nice, France.
1905 - Rebel battle flags that were captured during the American Civil War were returned to the South.
1911 - In New York City, 146 women were killed in a fire at the Triangle Shirtwaist Company in New York City. The owners of the company were indicted on manslaughter charges because some of the employees had been behind locked doors in the factory. The owners were later acquitted and in 1914 they were ordered to pay damages to each of the twenty-three families that had sued.
1915 - 21 people died when a U.S. F-4 submarine sank off the Hawaiian coast.
1940 - The U.S. agreed to give Britain and France access to all American warplanes.
1947 - A coalmine explosion in Centralia, IL, killed 111 people.
1953 - The USS Missouri fired on targets at Kojo, North Korea.
1954 - RCA manufactured its first color TV set and began mass production.
1960 - A guided missile was launched from a nuclear powered submarine for the first time.
1965 - Martin Luther King Jr. led a group of 25,000 to the state capital in Montgomery, AL.
1966 - The U.S. Supreme Court ruled that the "poll tax" was unconstitutional.
1970 - The Concorde made its first supersonic flight.
1985 - It was reported that a U.S. Army Major stationed in East Germany had been shot and killed by a Soviet Border Guard.
1986 - U.S. President Ronald Reagan ordered emergency aid for the Honduran army. U.S. helicopters took Honduran troops to the Nicaraguan border.
1990 - A fire in Happy Land, an illegal New York City social club, killed 87 people.
1994 - United States troops completed their withdrawal from Somalia.
1998 - A cancer patient was the first known to die under Oregon's doctor-assisted suicide law.
1998 - The FCC nets $578.6 million at auction for licenses for new wireless technology.
2004 - The U.S. Senate voted (61-38) on the Unborn Victims of Violence Act (H.R. 1997) to make it a separate crime to harm a fetus during the commission of a violent federal crime.
Today's thought:
Why don't you start believing that no matter what you have or haven't done, that your best days are still out in front of you.
Infected c0ffee & ph00 are ready.
#33
I found a poem my little brother Scotty wrote when he was in grade school he called it "His Spring Poem"
Spring has sprung, don't step in thawing dung...it no longer freezes when I take a wiz....I wonder where the birdies is?....The End"
I still get a little teary eyed each time I read it these many years later
Spring has sprung, don't step in thawing dung...it no longer freezes when I take a wiz....I wonder where the birdies is?....The End"
I still get a little teary eyed each time I read it these many years later
#34
Proprietor of Fiver's Inn and Hospitality Center
Thread Starter
I found a poem my little brother Scotty wrote when he was in grade school he called it "His Spring Poem"
Spring has sprung, don't step in thawing dung...it no longer freezes when I take a wiz....I wonder where the birdies is?....The End"
I still get a little teary eyed each time I read it these many years later
Spring has sprung, don't step in thawing dung...it no longer freezes when I take a wiz....I wonder where the birdies is?....The End"
I still get a little teary eyed each time I read it these many years later
Morning all. I disinfected all around the counter area and pots - - think the heat should take care of the contents. Soooo, thank you Mr. Mod for our coffee this morning. Grabbing mine and off to the hospital to visit friend who fell and possibly broke hip or something down there. Then off to Costco and spend some money.
................
Bob
#39
Proprietor of Fiver's Inn and Hospitality Center
Thread Starter
BewilderedBob
#41
Top's Younger Twin
you can't teach us when yer speechless. There ain't no end to the rhymes we spin when you're in your double dumper depends.
Hark where's Bark our third lost twin.
Must've shrewd up in the licorice bin.
Morning Bobby.
Hark where's Bark our third lost twin.
Must've shrewd up in the licorice bin.
Morning Bobby.
#42
Administrator
Gee, I was near deaths door and you didn't come and see ME!
#43
Top's Younger Twin
#44
#45
DTR's Night Watchman & Poet Laureate
Did y'all know that eating an entire pound of licorice jelly beans in one sitting will turn your tongue black and make it numb???
And you get the most delightfully painful headache from ghe base if your skull to between your eyes?????
WONDERFUL!!
And you get the most delightfully painful headache from ghe base if your skull to between your eyes?????
WONDERFUL!!