RedNecks Are Smarter than Yuppies!
12-02-2002 | 04:00 PM
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From: Brookings Orygun
RedNecks Are Smarter than Yuppies!
Who Says Rednecks Ain't Real Bright?
Hello, is this the FBI?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbor
Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana
inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the FBI agents descend on
Billy Bob's house. They search the shed
where the firewood is kept. Using axes,
they bust open every piece of wood, but
find no marijuana. They swore at Billy
Bob and left..
The phone rings at Billy Bob's house.
"Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop up your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Happy Birthday, Buddy"
Hello, is this the FBI?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbor
Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana
inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the FBI agents descend on
Billy Bob's house. They search the shed
where the firewood is kept. Using axes,
they bust open every piece of wood, but
find no marijuana. They swore at Billy
Bob and left..
The phone rings at Billy Bob's house.
"Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop up your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Happy Birthday, Buddy"
12-02-2002 | 08:50 PM
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From: Branchville, Alabama
Re:RedNecks Are Smarter than Yuppies!
911 call in Alabama:<br><br>"We're out here hunting and Bubba fell, I think he's dead"<br>"Are you sure he's dead"<br>"nah I think he is"<br>"Ok calm down and go make sure he's dead"<br>"Bang" "Ok now what"
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