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Redneck Special Forces
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
These Mississippi boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
These Mississippi boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
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they need to stop here and pickup so of the locals. Its the home of "Deliverance" and the banjo player lives two doors down from me. Give him a microphone and a banjo and put a little pig squeling in amongst it and all the baghdaddy's will be truly taken care of.
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The rifle appears to be a variant of the L-39 Lahti (Finland) that was developed just prior to WW2. It fired a 20mm projectile of around 4 oz. weight at approximately 2600 fps. Weight was over 100 lbs and was ~88" long.
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