The Next Time You See Me...
#16
BWAHHAHAHAHAHA, Stan, that wasn't very nice!
You made me spit coffee all over my screen!
I wonder what Scotty thinks of the no free weights thing? (Picturing Hoss in a pink thong with Scotty dropping a giant snow ball on him!)
Yipes .....
Ken
You made me spit coffee all over my screen!
I wonder what Scotty thinks of the no free weights thing? (Picturing Hoss in a pink thong with Scotty dropping a giant snow ball on him!)
Yipes .....
Ken
#18
Originally Posted by Shovelhead
Coooool, now Hoss has a "Clothes Hanger" just like mine........
I've been hitting the machine a little myself as well as the freeweights.
I've been hitting the machine a little myself as well as the freeweights.
(My clothes hanger says Honda on it)
~Rob
#20
Good luck pencil, I mean Hoss.
Seriously though, let us know how that thing works as I have several friends that are not into the gyms or free weights.
Maybe you can become a spokesperson for Weider?
I bet theres a way to put one of those in the bed of your truck!
Scotty
Seriously though, let us know how that thing works as I have several friends that are not into the gyms or free weights.
Maybe you can become a spokesperson for Weider?
I bet theres a way to put one of those in the bed of your truck!
Scotty
#21
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Thats MR Hoss to you buddy!
Joined: Jul 2001
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From: Central Texas
Day 1 - "Some Assembly Required"
SOME!?!?! Did you just say SOME assembly required? HA!!!
I've discovered that it's not even necessary to have an assembled Crossbar to get a good workout. The cardio workout I got just from carrying all of the stinkin' pieces of this thing into my house had me working up a sweat....and it's 54 degrees outside!!! Holy cow!!! I have a whole new respect for the phrase "Some Assembly Required."
I'll give a full report on the workout it provides on Stinkin' Day 9 after I've managed to piece this beast together!! Too tired to type...
SOME!?!?! Did you just say SOME assembly required? HA!!!
I've discovered that it's not even necessary to have an assembled Crossbar to get a good workout. The cardio workout I got just from carrying all of the stinkin' pieces of this thing into my house had me working up a sweat....and it's 54 degrees outside!!! Holy cow!!! I have a whole new respect for the phrase "Some Assembly Required."
I'll give a full report on the workout it provides on Stinkin' Day 9 after I've managed to piece this beast together!! Too tired to type...
#22
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Thats MR Hoss to you buddy!
Joined: Jul 2001
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From: Central Texas
Should have joined the gym. 5erBob could have given you a Speedo outfit for free!
You go ahead and work your excess "bone" off. I'm gonna sit here and drink my high calorie beer, eat my high calorie fast food, and sit on my very narrow rear end and not care because I don't gain weight.
Go for it Hoss! I for one applaud you in your healthy decision...
Psssssst hey guys more donuts for the rest of us now that Hoss is on a health kick
Let's see that was 4 bear claws at breakfast plus the 2 maple bars he ate at lunch should just about make up for the new members we have joining us now for breakfast
Psssssst hey guys more donuts for the rest of us now that Hoss is on a health kick
Let's see that was 4 bear claws at breakfast plus the 2 maple bars he ate at lunch should just about make up for the new members we have joining us now for breakfast
Coooool, now Hoss has a "Clothes Hanger" just like mine........
I've been hitting the machine a little myself as well as the freeweights.
Getting a little too much "Ballast" for my own good.
Good luck with it Hoss.
I've been hitting the machine a little myself as well as the freeweights.
Getting a little too much "Ballast" for my own good.
Good luck with it Hoss.
how constant is the resisting force on those? i always wondered if the spring rate kept making it harder and harder or they designed it to give close to constant force...
Um, can we see some "befores" so we can gauge the progress?
That way we'll know how accurate all of those infomercials are we see on T.V.
I'll post pics right along with you, with only free weights and a one cable set up.
That way we'll know how accurate all of those infomercials are we see on T.V.
I'll post pics right along with you, with only free weights and a one cable set up.
Wait a minute maybe that an’t such a good thing, how much are those things anyway
Before: Hoss - thong. You newbies missed that nightmare. But in spite of the nightmares that conjures up, the before picture should be Hoss in his thong - frontal, side and rear views.
#23
Originally Posted by Hoss
As I said, I'll spare my friends on DTR the agony of seeing those pictures. Besides, there are a couple of guys on this forum that might be tempted to just hold onto those pictures with some less than honorable intentions....but I won't mention any names.
I can't fathom anyone here doing such an evil thing
#24
Awww. Thanks for the worry Hoss. There was one point that I was about frozen solid. I think it was when I was scraping the ice off of my windows in 15-20mph wind with the temperatures somewhere in the upper teens. I knew I should have taken that ice scraper mom offered last time I was home.
#25
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Thats MR Hoss to you buddy!
Joined: Jul 2001
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From: Central Texas
When I read that he is getting a crossbar max, I imagined that his wife will beat him in shape with it...
My bet is Hoss gives it up before the check for the Crossmaxbarthing clears the bank! Does this thing require assembly? We better start taking up a fund.
Good luck pencil, I mean Hoss.
Seriously though, let us know how that thing works as I have several friends that are not into the gyms or free weights.
Maybe you can become a spokesperson for Weider?
I bet theres a way to put one of those in the bed of your truck!
Scotty
Seriously though, let us know how that thing works as I have several friends that are not into the gyms or free weights.
Maybe you can become a spokesperson for Weider?
I bet theres a way to put one of those in the bed of your truck!
Scotty
#26
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Thats MR Hoss to you buddy!
Joined: Jul 2001
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From: Central Texas
Originally Posted by Lary Ellis (Top)
Surely you jest?
I can't fathom anyone here doing such an evil thing
I can't fathom anyone here doing such an evil thing
Neither can I. Sorry...I got a little choked up there for a minute.
#27
Originally Posted by Hoss
Besides, there are a couple of guys on this forum that might be tempted to just hold onto those pictures with some less than honorable intentions....but I won't mention any names.
Originally Posted by Lary Ellis (Top)
Surely you jest?
I can't fathom anyone here doing such an evil thing
I can't fathom anyone here doing such an evil thing
So Hoss, with that said, why don't you just send them pics to me and I'll make SURE they get destroyed! Trust me!
chaikwa.
#28
Hehehehe ... I remember my old Joe Weider 101 position, do-it-all, body sculpting machine. I scooted that stupid thing all over the garage trying to make room for the jeep, the vette, the Dodge, the harley , the kids stuff, the wifes stuff .... Sure did give me quite a work out. Never did use it like the guy on tv showed .
Good luck with the work out program .... keep at it and you will be surprised how good you feel. Also ... be sure to add plenty of core training to your routine. Kinda painful to begin with but sure does help later on.
PISTOL
Good luck with the work out program .... keep at it and you will be surprised how good you feel. Also ... be sure to add plenty of core training to your routine. Kinda painful to begin with but sure does help later on.
PISTOL
#30
Originally Posted by Hoss
Chaikwa, they're on the way...along with a well worn DTR thong
**Pardon the skid marks. It kind of snuck up on me one day.
**Pardon the skid marks. It kind of snuck up on me one day.
I'll take care of those pics fer ya!
chaikwa.