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Old 01-03-2008, 12:59 AM
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Meanest fortune cookie ever...
My friend got this fortune after dinner tonight...

"What's yours is mine, and what's mine is mine."

I swear, isn't that weird?
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Old 01-03-2008, 05:46 AM
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Originally Posted by 21ALPHA
My friend got this fortune after dinner tonight...

"What's yours is mine, and what's mine is mine."

I swear, isn't that weird?
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Originally Posted by 21ALPHA
My friend got this fortune after dinner tonight...

"What's yours is mine, and what's mine is mine."

I swear, isn't that weird?
That is funny.
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Sounds like a woman wrote it.

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Sounds like my wife wrote it!
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I had one that said,

"I'm watching you"


Kind of creepy.
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Originally Posted by Hillcountry
I had one that said,

"I'm watching you"


Kind of creepy.
That is a little creepy. That one and yours are the weirdest I've heard.
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"that wasn't chicken"
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Would those be mis-fortune cookies?
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Would those be mis-fortune cookies?
That's pretty good.

"That wasn't chicken" also
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Help, help, I'm being held prisoner in a Chinese noodle factory.

That is what I always tell people what my cookie reads.
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i was waiting for that
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I got this one Saturday before Christmas:
"Whatever arrangements you make are apt to be final."
Doesn't sound like I'll have to finish the Excursion though.
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