That jury made my day!!

 

One small victory for the "little people"

NOW the appeals will start.........she'll probably be dead before she'll actually serve time.

 

All that to avoid losing about 60K! I wonder how much she's shelled out for attorney fees? Oh well, I bet she will have THE best looking cell in the block.

Cheers!

 

She'll never see the inside of a "real" prison.

If she serves any time at all, it will be at one of them "country club" prisons.

Then she'll redecorate it for 'em and be let out early for good behavior.


phox

 

I offer to give the George Foreman cooking courses for her.

 

I think poor old Martha should only get community service. Oh, yeah, it should be a community of 300 pound, mean as h*ll, bathe once-a-month, bench pressing women in a prison!!!

 

I don't care where she ends up... as long as it's not on my TV set or where I have shop, or where they sell bath linens when I go with my wife to shop, or on the sides of busses and taxicabs. What were we talking about again?

 

My my why don't you people like Martha?? Many more evil people out there aren't there?? Enron rings a bell.....

 

Just wait 'til Target comes out with a line of Brini Maxwell housewares.

 

'Cause Ken Lay doesn't have an annoying tv show or a company with the word "omnimedia" in its title. But with any luck, he'll get what's coming to him, too.

 

Probably because she is SO much better than us. What? you don't believe me? Just ask her, she'll tell you! I'm sure she thinks that just before she flushes the can, she really made the bathroom smell better!!!

 

She'd be griping telling you how to add accents to the flipping tree and your noose all while complaining if you hung her with a clean rope. Which is not such a bad idea... right alongside Bill Gates would make my day.

 

Gawd, could you imagine what our trucks would look like if she worked in the design department for DC?

 

How about community service served with this guy:

Smelly man gets scrubdown from neighbours

March 06 2004 at 10:51AM


Nairobi - A Kenyan villager who has not bathed in 10 years was stripped and scrubbed clean by neighbours sickened by the stench, local media reported on Saturday.

Four neighbours swooped on the 52-year-old man in rural western Kenya, tying him up with a rope before washing him in public, the daily Kenya Times said.

It took four hours to clean the man, whose body was also scoured with sand to remove a thick layer of filth.

The man, a bachelor, has promised to wash once a day and now hopes to find a wife, the newspaper said.

 

Perfect match!