'MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD' (Humor)
10-30-2008, 09:00 PM
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'MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD' (Humor)
'MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD'
'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'
'Yes. What can I do for you?'
'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith.
He's hidin' Marijuana inside his firewood!
Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, But he's hidin' it there.'
'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'
The next day, twelve Sheriff's Deputies descend
On Virgil's house.
They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood,
But find no marijuana.
They sneer at Virgil and leave.
Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the
Sheriff come?'
'Yeah!'
'Did they chop your firewood?'
'Yep!'
'Happy Birthday, buddy!'
(Rednecks know how to git-R-dun).
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'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'
'Yes. What can I do for you?'
'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith.
He's hidin' Marijuana inside his firewood!
Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, But he's hidin' it there.'
'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'
The next day, twelve Sheriff's Deputies descend
On Virgil's house.
They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood,
But find no marijuana.
They sneer at Virgil and leave.
Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the
Sheriff come?'
'Yeah!'
'Did they chop your firewood?'
'Yep!'
'Happy Birthday, buddy!'
(Rednecks know how to git-R-dun).
(copied, author unknown.)
Thats a good one.
Oh well, theres always next year...
10-31-2008, 04:57 AM
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Hey Chaikwa, should've told the neighbors across the fence you had a bunch stashed under those oaks. Would've saved a lot of sweat.
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