Young men who continually spit on the street

A(circle) truckers who double breast on a hill

Overly aggressive drivers

People who talk so much you'd think they had been vaccinated with a phone-a-graph needle.

Stacked women who walk around showing a yard of cleavage and then glare at you when they catch you sneaking a peek

Some of the expertise disabled, who work for the government in high positions that only got there due to senortiy.

Rip-off high priced truck accessory stores

Parts men that know Nothing.


People who eat inside with their hats on

Listen to people bragg about what they own while they are actually just living on plastic

 

i understand being safe...but 2 night ago Maryland got its first taste of snow for the year... a whopping inch. i was on my way to the GF's house and had a 4x4 blazer in front of me doing 14mph on a clear, salted but wet road. im not saying do 90...but come on.

also when the whole house is quiet, then as soon as i get into a good TV show, everyone in the house decides they wanna make a drink with a blender, or do some dishes and are so loud at it that i cant hear the TV

 

Ain't that the truth.

 

My wife dosen't do that any more because I would just turn it up louder. Now she waits for a commercial.

 

No joke, I was out in this little Jetta while it was snowing and before any salt or plows and while I had to pay attention just a bit more it wasnt the end of the world like some were treating it.


Though I did find it funny that between fairfax, va and rockville, md I saw 5 vehicles on the side of the road or in the ditch and every single one was a SUV. No cars or trucks.

 

In responses to the member with white trash neighbors, call the local code enforcement if you have one and register a complaint.
Tell them that you feel its a fire hazard.

One of the may things that gets me irritated is vertically challenged women in Explorers or Expeditions trying to manuver them into or out of parking spots.

 

1. People that crowd you in the grocery line and then proceed to place their to-be-purchased items right behind yours (unless those dividers are available of course)

2. People in front of you in a check out line that wait until they get the total before even rumaging through their purse for the check book (Fill out your check while you are waiting for the cashier you idiot, or better yet, join the 21st century and use a check card!)

3. People that drive too fast in parking lots (almost got hit the other night while pushing my 3 yr old in a cart)

4. People too far on the left or right and feel their views are th only ones feasable

5. Illegal aliens

6. Migrant worker caravans (actually part of #5) clogging up the interstate doing well under the posted speed limit.

7. People that can't negotiate parrallel parking, 4 way/3 way stops, right of ways

8. Nosy neighbors

9. People that pit-out in front of you into the race line when you are at race pace

10. People that pit-in in fron of you without getting off the race line

11. People that ask "Why in the world did you buy a Dodge?" especially when they have been back to their Ford or Chevy dealers for multiple TSB's and Recalls when I haven't even stepped onto a dealers lot since purchasing my truck

12. My daughter not doing what I ask or doing what I ask her not to do

 

I thought I saw a bumper sticker that said: Warning: truck smokes for tailgaters. THat and I love...."keep honking, I'm reloading"

Saw $50,000 s500 yesterday that cut me off and got stuck at a red light. Rolled my window down and just whistled at the car. "nice car. Too bad you didn't kick the extra $5 for the blinker package, %&$@#!!!!" Then proceed to fill the convertable w/ #2 as I smoke him off the line.

THanks for mentioning this, I just moved from BOULDER.....sorry The People's Republic of Boulder!!!! Man I hate BOulder!!!!

Had a lady glare at me for idling behind here while I waited for her Geo Prizm to finish blocking the only diesel pump. She comes up to my window and says "Could you turn your truck off? It's loud and smells" I calmly said, Had you not blocked the pump you could be on the other side of the station and wouldn't bother. Then she went on and on about how I was poluting the earth. So as she lights up her cig and goes back to the car, I get out. Walk over say some choice words and end with "I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter!

 

In no particular order.

1. Stupid people

2. My girlfriend talking during a show and being quiet during commercials and then griping at me for doing the same to her.

3. Texas A&M.

4. Aggies that visit your school for a football game telling you how stupid all the people that go to Texas Tech are when they are staying in my house

5. People who think a degree makes them smart.

6. People who refuse to spank their kids and wonder why they won't ever listen to them.

7. People that tell you how wonderful they are because they know nobody else is ever going to tell them.

8. People who tell me how skinny I am getting mad because I tell them how fat they are and that I can always eat more... or if they aren't fat telling them they are stupid and all I have to do is eat more and they have to learn to think..or looking at myself with disbelief saying "really?"

9. People who tell me that raising cows just for consumption is evil getting mad when I tell them they are too tasty and stupid to care about how they are raised.

10. Ford

11. People who refuse to admit a product is faulty because of brand loyalty.

12. People that assume.

13. Bad drivers.

14. Teenagers whose parents never taught them that when you're in highschool you aren't supposed to act like you're in kindergarten.

15. People that give their kids brand new cars when they turn 16.

16. 16 year olds that wreck their new car just to be given another new one.

17. People that give their kids everything they want without teaching them responsibility.

18. computers (I work in IT so I can say this)

19. people that think computers know everything and never make mistakes

20. Women who scream for equal rights and equal pay, but demand alamony when they get divorced.

21. Superficial people.

22. Reality shows (your life not exiting enough? Watch someone elses...)

23. People that put japanese letters on non japanese cars.

24. People who make their cars "look" fast.

25. People that won't take your advice because they think you're a Knowitall. God forbid I actually know something...

26. Rude people.

27. Women who think opening a door for them means you think they are weak.

28. Men who don't open doors for women.

29. 50 year olds that act just like their grandchildren. (work in a sword shop in a mall and you will understand)

30. People who state the opinions of others as fact.

31. People who think the media is accurate.

32. People who blame.

33. People that refuse to take responsibility.

34. People that can't admit they might be wrong.

35. People that think baning something will solve a problem. (are your kids listening to music you don't want them too? Well lets ban it so they can't instead of you teaching your children to respect your wishes.)

I need to stop now.

 

Oh well, just thought of another...

36. People who ask for advice, but won't follow it unless somebody else tells them the same thing. Some make it worse by acting like it was the other person's advice and you didn't even tell them anything.

 

I just can't stop...

37. Girls that wear snow boots and skirts in the summer(I hate fashion trends)

 

Well, the one thing that really chaps my *** is when people steal from our store. Just a couple of days ago, my gf came into the grocery store I work at, and we were standing there talking, when I notice this guy with a large coat on carrying 2 packs of steaks. So I go look down the aisle, and I watch him put the steaks in his coat. I ran down the next aisle, and met him at the door, and I asked him if he was going to pay for the steaks, he looked at me and took off running, ran straight into the sliding door. That nearly made me laugh, and I acted like I was going to run after him. After he finally got out the door, he took off across a 4-lane highway, full blast, and nearly got hit . All that for a little steak to sell to get some crack.

Oh yeah, off of that subject, I hate people that dont know what a turn signal is. Seems like all these little dyed blonde college girls up here dont know what that lever is on the side of the steering wheel. It would be real convienent if they used them.

Oh yeah, Pantera, I kinda like that fashion, then again, my girlfriend tells me I have some weird views on girls clothes

 

Oh, come on now. I've always thought that was kind of sexy...

 

It may be somewhat sexy...but I like my girls to have dry oder-free feet...

 

Ahh...You're one of them...

Cin'll have to watch out...