Lady parks on my yard. What to do?
08-15-2005, 10:15 PM
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Originally posted by Ocmechanx
Get a billy goat to mow ur right of way on a stake and chain,......billy goats like to climb on nice big SUV's and nibble on plastic molding
Get a billy goat to mow ur right of way on a stake and chain,......billy goats like to climb on nice big SUV's and nibble on plastic molding
That's funny. I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.
08-15-2005, 10:57 PM
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Originally posted by Ocmechanx
Get a billy goat to mow ur right of way on a stake and chain,......billy goats like to climb on nice big SUV's and nibble on plastic molding
Get a billy goat to mow ur right of way on a stake and chain,......billy goats like to climb on nice big SUV's and nibble on plastic molding
08-16-2005, 05:45 AM
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Originally posted by Tiny
Tell her you missed her over the summer, and you are so glad she is back, it really perks up your morning. Then show her your johnson!!
Tell her you missed her over the summer, and you are so glad she is back, it really perks up your morning. Then show her your johnson!!
#1 Pepper that area with geese decoys. ( option to hang out in camo with decoys)
#2 Run out to her car and wash her windows and demand payment.
08-16-2005, 03:14 PM
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Recipe for regaining yard........
How far from your house is the area where she parks ?? A second hand roadkill skunk in one of the ruts barely visable with a small layer of grass/dirt debris on to may be the recipe you're looking for..............if you can locate a good fresh one , it may swell up & go off like the "claymore" mentioned in an earlier post with a little SUV tire pressure. If she says anything, mention that your kids pet skunk is missing & you hope it hasn't been run over !!
