Lady parks on my yard. What to do?
08-14-2005, 08:15 PM
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Originally posted by iker42
run over her mailbox,
run over her mailbox,
I guess the moral of the story is…. Drop all the tacks out in front of your yard that you want to... just don’t mess with her mailbox.
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08-14-2005, 08:25 PM
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JyRo, let us know the status when you get a minute. If she still insists on parking there I would walk out and talk to her while her son is waiting for the bus, make it look like you are hitting on her. Tell her you missed her over the summer, and you are so glad she is back, it really perks up your morning. Then show her your johnson!!
08-14-2005, 09:24 PM
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Cut some T posts in half and drive into the yard about 1' above ground. Heck, just put full length T posts in there... about every 4 or 5 feet.
Dad used to have a drunk neighbor that would fly by his house and drive across the front yard. He fixed that... stuck about 4 concrete blocks out there. A night or two passed. About 12AM, he hears a BAMMM!!!!. Next morning, there was a trail of oil back out into the road. He goes over to the guy's house and notices him under his car. The guy told him "I don't know what happened, but there's a hole in my oil pan. Dad told him "musta been driving through the wrong yard"!
Had to share that.
Dad used to have a drunk neighbor that would fly by his house and drive across the front yard. He fixed that... stuck about 4 concrete blocks out there. A night or two passed. About 12AM, he hears a BAMMM!!!!. Next morning, there was a trail of oil back out into the road. He goes over to the guy's house and notices him under his car. The guy told him "I don't know what happened, but there's a hole in my oil pan. Dad told him "musta been driving through the wrong yard"!
Had to share that.
08-15-2005, 02:18 AM
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Why don't you dump a couple of large animal carcasses and hide them in the immediate area. After a few weeks in the sun, the flies and stink should keep her away.
One might even wander onto her front porch and die.
One might even wander onto her front porch and die.
08-15-2005, 12:11 PM
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I kinda like Ikers plan with the sky-hook !!! The boy's got potential !!!!
**** You young un's keep in mind that some of the ideas expressed on this thread could lead to your incarceration ... and i ain't too sure Jack will post your bail !!!!
PISTOL
**** You young un's keep in mind that some of the ideas expressed on this thread could lead to your incarceration ... and i ain't too sure Jack will post your bail !!!!
PISTOL
08-15-2005, 12:14 PM
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Thanx Pistol...that means alot coming from you....And wudda you mean Jack wont post bail...I thought the tems and agreements said if your DTR gets you in trouble, Jack Thorpe Would post Bail
08-15-2005, 01:41 PM
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Originally posted by Jeremy Cusick
Cut some T posts in half and drive into the yard about 1' above ground. Heck, just put full length T posts in there... about every 4 or 5 feet.
Dad used to have a drunk neighbor that would fly by his house and drive across the front yard. He fixed that... stuck about 4 concrete blocks out there. A night or two passed. About 12AM, he hears a BAMMM!!!!. Next morning, there was a trail of oil back out into the road. He goes over to the guy's house and notices him under his car. The guy told him "I don't know what happened, but there's a hole in my oil pan. Dad told him "musta been driving through the wrong yard"!
Had to share that.
Cut some T posts in half and drive into the yard about 1' above ground. Heck, just put full length T posts in there... about every 4 or 5 feet.
Dad used to have a drunk neighbor that would fly by his house and drive across the front yard. He fixed that... stuck about 4 concrete blocks out there. A night or two passed. About 12AM, he hears a BAMMM!!!!. Next morning, there was a trail of oil back out into the road. He goes over to the guy's house and notices him under his car. The guy told him "I don't know what happened, but there's a hole in my oil pan. Dad told him "musta been driving through the wrong yard"!
Had to share that.
No, put them about 3" above ground and they will do some real damage to tires.....
08-15-2005, 03:58 PM
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Originally posted by t-7 firefighter
After 32 mailboxes the cops stopped us. I have no idea why.
Britt
After 32 mailboxes the cops stopped us. I have no idea why.
Britt
32 MAILBOXES????
wow, thats quite the number of mailboxes. Everybodys been young and stupid once. i however and still young and sometimes stupid.
08-15-2005, 04:50 PM
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First, the last thing I would be worried about is being buds with her husband. Second, This woman obviously bumped her head. Find out if the property is yours, if it is get the P.D involved. Or you can get up early and go park on her front lawn in the morn, see how she likes that