TomW

Ingredients:

1 cup of water
2 cups of flour
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit

1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla

Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo
again, to be sure it is of the highest
quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one
cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the
Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ...
just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2
leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in
the cup of dried fruit, Pick the
frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the
turner. If the fried druit gets stuck
in the beaterers just pry it loose with
a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to
check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or
something. Who giveshz a darn. Check
the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon
juice and strain your nuts. Add one
table. Add a spoon of sugar, or
somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash
the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees
and try not to fall over. Don't forget
to beat off the turner. Finally, throw
the bowl through the window, finish the
Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in
the dishwasher.

winkle

couldn't find the lime.

masonic-dodge

Who needs a lime!

BigBlue

There's a radio station down here that does the same thing except rum.

squirlchasr919

That is one of the funniest things I have ever read! I've seen stuff like that elsewhere but not to quite that scale.

PistolWhipt

I found the lime ... when I fell over I saw it behind the refridgerator. There was a couple of them back there. Either there was a couple other people who fell over and dropped them or maybe my eyes were still crossed from the tequila ???!!!

PISTOL