Walked out of school yesterday and saw the "school police officer" outside had her car parked in my area with the lights on. I said to my buddy Derek, some idiot got nailed! Get closer and I see her (officer Ridley) is standing by MY truck The day before I was shooting trap and had a bunch of empty shell boxes and a couple live ones in the box. I said to Derek, "You've got to be kidding me! She can't get me for having shells! What a bunch of "Bull" Walk up to her:

Ridley: Is this your truck?

Me: Yes

Ridley: Is there anyone elso who may drive your truck besides you?

Me: In Thought... Maybe i can put this on my bro... My brother drives it once in a while

Ridley: Were you in Buffalo on Saturday night around 7:00?

Me: Can't remember, was I over at Kieth's on Sat. or Fri.?... I guess I can't remember

Then I look over and see another buddy with a video camera in his hand, and by this time a crowd of about 12-14 people have gathered So I started playing it up, saying it was a very easily recognizable truck, and it looks good, doesn't it? Then I said (for the camera) "actually, I think Kieth took it for a spin that night" and it went on for a bit and they all gave up.

It turned out it was some movie for a class and they siezed the opportunity to get me good!



Sooo, I need any and all ideas to do to 3 trucks and 1 car. Our unwritten code is: Vehicle must be able to function properly within a reasonable amount of time, and no permanent damage to vehicle.

Gimme some good ideas for some pranks! I've got a couple that involve roadkill

 

Thanks for keepin her up, Lary

 

skunk oil.
Tuna fish on the exhaust manifold.
Prophylactics(?) over the tailpipe.

That's just from the "kid" days. Now I just blow them in place or call for fire.

stressingthebraincellsShortround out

 

We used to pull a spark plug wire or two, but thats only on older trucks with hood latch open at the front.

-Vaseline under door handles.
-Unlatch tail gate so it looks like its up, but falls down when they drive off (scares em good)

 

Take wheels off the car or truck and replace with donut spares

 

If it is a 2 wheel drive vehicle> cut a watermellon in half and jack up the driving wheels and set the watermellons under each tire. They will be there until they burn (spin) thru the rines

 

Smash up a big bag of potato chips and pour on the vehicle bumper to bumper........the birds will do the rest. Here in Cali, seagulls make a pretty big poopy mess but any bird poop will do.
The whole car will be coated.

 

Fill vehicle with styrofoam peanuts....

Remove seats from vehicles.....

Put axles on blocks just high enough so the wheels don't contact the ground....

If the car is small enough, pick it up (you'll obviously need friends for this one) and put it inside somewhere....

 

1)BY-PASS THE WINDSHIELD WASHER HOSE BACK UNDER THE DASH AND POINT AT SEAT (CROTCH) .
2) HOOK SWITCH FOR WINDSHIELD WASHER PUMP TO BRAKE PEDAL.
3) STAND AT THE CURB AND TAKE PICTURES!

 

wrap the entire car with plastic ceran wrap

 

I love all the ideas

Only problem is they all lock their trucks/car, and they are newer, so I can't get under the hood. I really like the tater chip idea I hope the segals haven't left yet!

One kid is going to get the watermelons, too

Keep em coming, I thought about the frozen shaving cream ploy, but can't get in their boxes really, they have tonneu covers with locks

 

Teapot pipe on the exhaust, filling exhaust with pingpong ***** when the car is parked close to a wall (machine gunning them out), the vynil foil with the printed on scratches has some potential..

Just my 2c

AlpineRAM

 

Pour paper dots(from hole punch) in the defroster. Then turn the heater on high.
When they start the truck...poooofff. I have personally had this done to me and
it scared the crap out of me, thought it was a swarm of angry bees.
I have also seen this done with powdered coffee creamer, however I don't recomend
it unless you really don't like the person.
CJ

 

Large washer in exaust pipe ------- the small hole will reduce performance. and it will idle well. Don't jam it in so far you cant get it out. when it is side ways it is not very noticable . you can plug and unplug --- for a day or so --it drives em nuts !!

 

Alright here goes had to dig deep into the ol memory bank;Potato in the tail pipe(nice big one packed in real good it will run like popo till it blows out then will scare the ****out of them),rocks in the hub caps,Quart or two of ATF in the gas tank,mayo on the windshield,toothpicks in the door locks,pull out all the schrader valves out of the tires,switch the license plates,crazy glue the wipers to the windshield,put the rainbow sticker in the back window.That ought to be good enough for now.Dont want to give the really bad ones out!