Greetings. who left the door open on the breakroom? Something is rumbling and kind of whimpering in the janitor's closet.

I cleaned up the pho0o0 pot, Alturd the stuff inside it and added some Pine Sol to the water bowl for the dragon. The Sealgons are gone and I am not sure where the Seal is. One of the Old Buzzard perches on the roof is covered in old Depends. Guys, its not a clothes line!
With all the paint that is spilled all around the perch, I have a good idea who was up their and who belongs to those Depends.

Watch out for what looks like a Burrito on the floor. I tried to scrape it up but it moved.

Back to work. woo hoo.

 

Morning.

Today is Thursday, May 26th.

On this day in 1647 - A new law banned Catholic priests from the colony of Massachusetts. The penalty was banishment or death for a second offense.

1835 - A resolution was passed in the U.S. Congress stating that Congress has no authority over state slavery laws.

1864 - The Territory of Montana was organized.

1865 - Arrangements were made in New Orleans for the surrender of Confederate forces west of the Mississippi.

1868 - U.S. President Andrew Johnson was acquitted, by one vote, of all charges in his impeachment trial.

1908 - In Persia, the first oil strike was made in the Middle East.

1940 - The evacuation of Allied troops from Dunkirk, France, began during World War II.

1946 - A patent was filed in the United States for an H-bomb.

1946 - British Prime Minister Winston Churchill signed a military pact with Russian leader Joseph Stalin. Stalin promised a "close collaboration after the war."

1948 - The U.S. Congress passed Public Law 557 which permanently established the Civil Air Patrol as the Auxiliary of the new U.S. Air Force.

1961 - A U.S. Air Force bomber flew across the Atlantic in a record time of just over three hours.

1994 - U.S. President Clinton renewed trade privileges for China, and announced that his administration would no longer link China's trade status with its human rights record.

1998 - The U.S. Supreme Court ruled that Ellis Island was mainly in New Jersey, not New York.

1998 - The U.S. Supreme Court ruled that police officers in high-speed chases are liable for bystander injuries only if their "actions shock the conscience."

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't.

 

Good Morning Yall

Marc, a fine bunch of young ladies you have there. Daddy should be proud!

Im the opposite down there, the wifey feels outnumbered

And we are talking about maybe a third.

 

Why don'cha just let me come down and be your third son? I'd be keeping with your boy themed family, a built in babysitter and past the diaper stage. (mostly)

 

Deal, but my wife said the first thing you gotta do is cut that nappy [censored] hair!

 

Mornin!!!

Ummm Blake,

Just a little bit of the ol' Birds and the Bees...

Talking to your wife doesn't make kids. And in your case, it probably guarantees you wont have any more, I mean come on, you face is bad enough...

 

You'd see that and want me to grow it back. Trust me!

And then there's that scar...

 

Yup, its a rag on Blake day...




Go ahead Jeffery, give me your best shot!

 

*GASP*

You too Scott. Say it aint so!

 

Welcome to MY world. Better you than me!

 

Nope, I'm the older wittier one, the younger bouncy one is over there

You are a kind and gentle soul.

 

Dont toy with my emotions.....

 

All 2 of them.

 

Im sorry,

but you were gone so long, I was in bash blake withdrawal.

So it is actually YOUR fault

 

It just wouldnt be the same if yall werent baggin on me...

Feels like Im back home.