Luke S

A customer of mine sent me this and I thought you guys might like it?


>How To Be A Good Democrat
>
>1. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal
>funding.
>
>2. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders
>how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
>
>3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are
>more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of
>Chinese Communists.
>
>4. You have to believe that there was no art before federal funding.
>
>5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by
>cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected by
>liberal yuppies driving SUV's.
>
>6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but being
>homosexual is natural.
>
>7. You have to be against capital punishment, but in favor of
>abortion-on-demand.
>
>8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments
>create prosperity.
>
>9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony
>activists who've never been outside of Seattle do.
>
>10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important that actually
>doing something to earn it.
>
>11. You have to believe that the military, not corrupt politicians, start
>wars.
>
>12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of
>the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts
>of the Constitution.
>
>13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
>
>14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more
>important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee,
>or Thomas Edison.
>
>15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial
>quotas and set-asides aren't.
>
>16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is really a lady.
>
>17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked
>anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in
>charge.
>
>18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but
>a liar and sex-offender belong in the White House.
>
>19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag,
>transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected and
>manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
>
>20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic funding by the Chinese
>Communists is somehow in the best interest of the United States.

FiverBob

I sent this to my liberal Democrat son last week. He had very little to reply. We have fun bantering back and forth. How true it is.