I'm still laughing
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I'm still laughing
I was getting fuel today and this VW Jetta TDI pulls up to a pump,
I'm thinking "cool car", this drop dead georgous asian babe gets out
and opens her trunk, she pulls out a pair of latex gloves,put them on then, removes these two zip loc bags, in each bag is a glove that goes to about her elbows. So now she is double gloved,I'm thinking she's going to do brain surgery or give a cow a prostate exam but she proceeds to pump some diesel.
The whole time with this " I stepped in dog crap" look on her face.
I wish I had a camera.
I'm thinking "cool car", this drop dead georgous asian babe gets out
and opens her trunk, she pulls out a pair of latex gloves,put them on then, removes these two zip loc bags, in each bag is a glove that goes to about her elbows. So now she is double gloved,I'm thinking she's going to do brain surgery or give a cow a prostate exam but she proceeds to pump some diesel.
The whole time with this " I stepped in dog crap" look on her face.
I wish I had a camera.
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I keep an old wife beater jammed right in the fuel door. Fits in there perfectly, door shuts nicely. I usuallu just get it our and lay it up on the bedrail.
Why didn't you offer to take care of that nasty task for her?
Would have been funny to see someone taking a picture of someone else pumping fuel.
Why didn't you offer to take care of that nasty task for her?
Would have been funny to see someone taking a picture of someone else pumping fuel.
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I keep a pair of rubber-coated gloves under the driver's seat, and I usually wear them when fueling. I like the smell of diesel, just not on my hands.
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Originally Posted by Superduty
One can easily wash their hands if you get diesel on them.
Its the pumps with fresh diesel on the concrete that I hate. Hard to get the smell out of your shoes.
Its the pumps with fresh diesel on the concrete that I hate. Hard to get the smell out of your shoes.
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She sounds like a Japanese woman .... in Japan, you see several people walking around with small dust masks or even surgical masks on .... outside !!
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Originally Posted by JKM
Either your not married , or your wife doesn't read the forum