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Old 12-29-2005, 08:59 PM
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I'm still laughing

I was getting fuel today and this VW Jetta TDI pulls up to a pump,
I'm thinking "cool car", this drop dead georgous asian babe gets out
and opens her trunk, she pulls out a pair of latex gloves,put them on then, removes these two zip loc bags, in each bag is a glove that goes to about her elbows. So now she is double gloved,I'm thinking she's going to do brain surgery or give a cow a prostate exam but she proceeds to pump some diesel.
The whole time with this " I stepped in dog crap" look on her face.
I wish I had a camera.

Old 12-29-2005, 09:01 PM
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I keep a few latex gloves handy for the really nasty pumps, but I dont slide into a bio-chem suit I havent even used them yet
Old 12-29-2005, 09:10 PM
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I keep an old wife beater jammed right in the fuel door. Fits in there perfectly, door shuts nicely. I usuallu just get it our and lay it up on the bedrail.

Why didn't you offer to take care of that nasty task for her?

Would have been funny to see someone taking a picture of someone else pumping fuel.
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The joke is on you! Diesel is absorbed into your skin and causes cancer!












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I think it stinks good and it keeps my steering wheel oiled up in good shape.
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I keep a pair of rubber-coated gloves under the driver's seat, and I usually wear them when fueling. I like the smell of diesel, just not on my hands.

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Old 12-29-2005, 09:43 PM
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One can easily wash their hands if you get diesel on them.

Its the pumps with fresh diesel on the concrete that I hate. Hard to get the smell out of your shoes.
Old 12-29-2005, 10:19 PM
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Nothing against wearing gloves, it was the 2 pair and the look on her face that cracked me up.
Old 12-29-2005, 10:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Superduty
One can easily wash their hands if you get diesel on them.

Its the pumps with fresh diesel on the concrete that I hate. Hard to get the smell out of your shoes.
more than the smell on my shoes...its the old diesel thats soaked into concrete for years infront of the pump that is pretty much an oil slick...it gets on your shoes...then when i go to push the clutch in i get the foot sliding off the pedal...i hate that
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When I know I got it on my soles, I put the heater on floor vent mode so the fine smell recurculates around the cab. MMmmmmmmm Diesel...
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She sounds like a Japanese woman .... in Japan, you see several people walking around with small dust masks or even surgical masks on .... outside !!

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Maybe she thought one of those chicken haulers might have just fuled up and she was afraid of gettin the bird flu....
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Originally Posted by 6cylinders
this drop dead georgous asian babe gets out
Either your not married , or your wife doesn't read the forum
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Diesel kills worms.... Worm free since 2003!

Actually late 02 but it doesnt rhyme.
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Originally Posted by JKM
Either your not married , or your wife doesn't read the forum
I wish I had a girl who cared about trucks. Well lets start simple. I wish I had a girl who knew what a dipstick was


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