If I could make my own country
04-09-2004, 06:38 PM
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If I could make my own country
If you could make the laws in your own country, what would they be?
I can't take the credit for this one, I actually got it from my brother. I think I would move there though.
(Yes, this is meant to be humorous, so no flames allowed
)
I've got a country I'd like to try:
1. Everybody works. No welfare. There will be a list of state jobs,
like child care and street sweeper, you can do if you're out of work.
If you refuse to work, you go to prison.
2. All prisoners will work, to pay for the cost of their stay plus as a
mandatory contribution to society. Prisons will be farms, factories,
warehouses, etc. If you refuse to work, you are executed.
3. All foreigners will state why they are in my country, and how long
they are going to be there. Then they are given an alarm watch set to
that time. When the alarm goes off, they leave, or they go to prison.
Of course, if you aren't a citizen, and you're not wearing a watch, you
just go to prison.
4. All schools are private. Kids can opt out any time they want. Of
course, that means they have to go right to work, so they might want to
stay in and do well.
5. No more lawsuits. Disputes will be settled with fights. The fights
will be televised.
6. Flat tax. Everyone pays the same %. No loopholes, no forms, no
submitting taxes, no nothing. It comes out once and that's it. All tax
accountants, tax lawyers, and the IRS are out of business and will have
to find real work.
7. Murderers and rapists get the death penalty, which is done right in
the courtroom as soon as the word "guilty" is read. No wait on death
row. Unless you kill someone in a dispute fight, in which case we'll
review the tape and if it wasn't on purpose, you're cool.
8. Nudity is fine. If you are fat/ugly, people are allowed to ridicule
you, and you in turn can challenge them to a fight.
9. Prostitution and Marijuana are legal and taxed like other
professions/products. ****** and drug dealers will not be criminals;
they will be contributing members of society.
10. No speed limits. If you get in an accident you have to pay off
whatever you broke. If you hurt someone you go to prison. If you kill
someone you're executed. But if you're on a long, lonely stretch of
road, floor it to your heart's content.
There you go.
I can't take the credit for this one, I actually got it from my brother. I think I would move there though.
(Yes, this is meant to be humorous, so no flames allowed
)I've got a country I'd like to try:
1. Everybody works. No welfare. There will be a list of state jobs,
like child care and street sweeper, you can do if you're out of work.
If you refuse to work, you go to prison.
2. All prisoners will work, to pay for the cost of their stay plus as a
mandatory contribution to society. Prisons will be farms, factories,
warehouses, etc. If you refuse to work, you are executed.
3. All foreigners will state why they are in my country, and how long
they are going to be there. Then they are given an alarm watch set to
that time. When the alarm goes off, they leave, or they go to prison.
Of course, if you aren't a citizen, and you're not wearing a watch, you
just go to prison.
4. All schools are private. Kids can opt out any time they want. Of
course, that means they have to go right to work, so they might want to
stay in and do well.
5. No more lawsuits. Disputes will be settled with fights. The fights
will be televised.
6. Flat tax. Everyone pays the same %. No loopholes, no forms, no
submitting taxes, no nothing. It comes out once and that's it. All tax
accountants, tax lawyers, and the IRS are out of business and will have
to find real work.
7. Murderers and rapists get the death penalty, which is done right in
the courtroom as soon as the word "guilty" is read. No wait on death
row. Unless you kill someone in a dispute fight, in which case we'll
review the tape and if it wasn't on purpose, you're cool.
8. Nudity is fine. If you are fat/ugly, people are allowed to ridicule
you, and you in turn can challenge them to a fight.
9. Prostitution and Marijuana are legal and taxed like other
professions/products. ****** and drug dealers will not be criminals;
they will be contributing members of society.
10. No speed limits. If you get in an accident you have to pay off
whatever you broke. If you hurt someone you go to prison. If you kill
someone you're executed. But if you're on a long, lonely stretch of
road, floor it to your heart's content.
There you go.
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