Hairbrained Way to Add Weight To Truck
06-13-2012, 08:02 AM
#558
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Hey, don't know why that just tripped the image, but it did. Remember the guy who dried out his cat and turned it into a helicopter?
Shrewdrones............... Dry em, flatten em, electrify em.
Wait, this is the wrong thread............
06-13-2012, 08:04 AM
#559
Muted one day, Banned the next....... Ah the life of a DTR 1%'er
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Might as well make this one a sticky as well as Bark's Shrew thread. 8 Years from now members will still be posting on them
06-13-2012, 10:26 AM
#561
Proprietor of Fiver's Inn and Hospitality Center
I am quite positive this day has taken a drastic turn from the plan so carefully derived while still resting comfortably in my wonderful bed.
My morning prayer:
"Lord - - so far I have done all right;
I have not said any lies about my neighbors,
I have not stolen from anyone,
I have not been grumpy, or greedy, selfish, nasty or over indulgent
I am very happy over that.
But, in a few minutes I am going to get out of bed, and
from then on I am going to need a lot of help.
Can I count on you???
Thanking you in advance,
Amen"
My morning prayer:
"Lord - - so far I have done all right;
I have not said any lies about my neighbors,
I have not stolen from anyone,
I have not been grumpy, or greedy, selfish, nasty or over indulgent
I am very happy over that.
But, in a few minutes I am going to get out of bed, and
from then on I am going to need a lot of help.
Can I count on you???
Thanking you in advance,
Amen"
06-13-2012, 11:05 PM
#562
DTR's Volcano Monitor, Toilet Smuggler, Taser tester, Meteorite enumerator, Quill counter, Match hoarder, Panic Dance Choreographer, Bet losing shrew murderer
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Only way that would work with me is if I just didnt bother to get out of bed at all.
08-15-2012, 04:15 PM
#564
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Errrggg, Arrggg, must---not---respond---thread---must---die---dont---hit---enter---
Aaaagggg flyingshrewfilledbedliners
Aaaagggg flyingshrewfilledbedliners
08-16-2012, 09:50 PM
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08-16-2012, 11:21 PM
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A near fatal electric shock would be better
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08-20-2012, 08:35 PM
#570
Administrator / Severe Concussion Aficionado
I have a good mind to merge this thread, the shrew thread, and the will it fly thread, and watch the hilarity ensue.....
