Gf Sop
#1
Gf Sop
OK - so my latest girlfriend is in my truck yesterday morning and she dumps her latte on the carpet of my '05... I stop in traffic, jump out and run around to her side with napkins in hand to hazmat the toxic spill; I'm nice enough, even though I wanted to pimp-slap her, but I'm a GentleMan.
... So I kicked her to the curb last night.
I mean, you can't let people soil your ride, right? Isn't that a Man-Law or something...
What would you guys do?
... So I kicked her to the curb last night.
I mean, you can't let people soil your ride, right? Isn't that a Man-Law or something...
What would you guys do?
#5
I mean, how can somebody dis my rig like that - after all, I wouldn't go YAK on her poodle...
... lucky I didn't set her on the corner with the rest of the trash right then!
... lucky I didn't set her on the corner with the rest of the trash right then!
#6
Besides, I ran out of napkins before I got to the floormat, so now my poor son has to scrub the stains out over his Thanksgiving vacation!
Maybe I SHOULD have yakked on the poodle
Maybe I SHOULD have yakked on the poodle
#7
Ya well my ex fiancé was pulling out of her moms drive way that was a steep flooding field road and she panicked and nailed the skinny and slid my truck side ways in to the land lords pickup no if you look real close you can see a scratch going from the gas door to the tail light
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#9
Unless she sat there and dumped it over your head or something, maybe a bit over reacting?
Come on, it is just a truck.
I would hate to see what you would have done if her water broke on your cloth seats.
Come on, it is just a truck.
I would hate to see what you would have done if her water broke on your cloth seats.
#11
Hey I have worked in Los Angeles and in some of their apartments the furniture has that nice hard clear plastic covering on them and it is so tight you can bounce a baby off of them.
I worked with a guy who had a 280ZX and had the same plastic covers on the seats.
You would slide all over the place when he turned unless you were sweaty then you would stick.
I knew someone who got a killer deal on a mini truck back in the 80's from an impound yard, he thought he got a good deal but there was a smell they could not get out of the cab.
Someone had died in the truck and had oozed on the seats for about a week.
I worked with a guy who had a 280ZX and had the same plastic covers on the seats.
You would slide all over the place when he turned unless you were sweaty then you would stick.
I knew someone who got a killer deal on a mini truck back in the 80's from an impound yard, he thought he got a good deal but there was a smell they could not get out of the cab.
Someone had died in the truck and had oozed on the seats for about a week.
#13
Mike,
You're too funny!!! Don't worry, it's only coffee.
Could be worse, like what my wife did. Barfed in her Ford Explorer while driving!!!!
I had to remove the driver seat, center console, steering wheel and part of the IP to clean the mess up.
But I still love her...
MikeyB
You're too funny!!! Don't worry, it's only coffee.
Could be worse, like what my wife did. Barfed in her Ford Explorer while driving!!!!
I had to remove the driver seat, center console, steering wheel and part of the IP to clean the mess up.
But I still love her...
MikeyB