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Old 05-09-2007, 08:37 PM
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::Ford is rambling on about something and mentions that "size matters"::

{Dodge} "Is that so? Looking at the size of those wimpy connecting rods, you must not think so. Or do you carry around 8 of them to compensate?"
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{Dodge to Ford} My jumper cables aren't going to reach.....let me back up and get a little closer.
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Dodge to Ford: Don't go over, there is hope for that engine bay once a Cummins is in it!
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Ford to Dodge: Wow, I could have had an inline six!!
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Dodge to Ford: Got Cummins??
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Ford to Dodge...You know Ford owns Cummins!!

*I couldn't resist!!!
Old 05-10-2007, 08:30 AM
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Ford to Dodge...You know Ford owns Cummins!!

*I couldn't resist!!!
It's cummings... GET IT RIGHT.. lol
Old 05-10-2007, 08:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Shovelhead
{Dodge to Ford}....."Gotta Light?"
Now THAT is funny.

The rest of you...not so much.
Old 05-10-2007, 09:57 AM
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Dodge - So injector problems ehhh?
Ford - Yeah, i get my cab lifted tomorrow
Dodge - poor boy, my owner just put some flux 4's in my yesterday in his garage
Ford - Maybe i should drive off then this cliff then
Dodge - (quickly backs away)
Ford - IM FLAMING AGAIN!!! NOOOOO
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"Dodge To Ford" Well son... its called puberty... be patient itll come!!!
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(ford to dodge) "you're my first Dodge....."

(dodge to ford) "yeah baby, i will still luv ya tomorrow......"
Old 05-10-2007, 11:44 AM
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Dodge to Ford: Lemme see under your hood ...
Ford: Ok..... *Lifts Up*
Dodge: Oh Gosh
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dodge to ford: "nice wheels dude"
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Dodge to Ford (looking over the cliff ) See, I told you that DuraMax was "Like A Rock" It fell just like one !!
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Ford to Dodge: "Look I can see my house from here."

Dodge to Ford: Yep, that sign at Larrys Powerstroke Repair Shop sure sticks out doesn't it.
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Ford to Dodge: "Hey man, that thing got a Hemi?!?!"


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