04ctd

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,594086,00.html

Vegetarians might fart as often as meat-eaters, but their "serenades" do not smell as much because vegetables produce less hydrogen sulfide. The more sulfur-rich the foods you eat, the more your farts will stink


now say to yourself "what I learned in school today was......

15 Digger

Watch what you say, now meat eaters won't be allowed in California without emissions testing after meals.

1-2-3

maybe they can start buying ultra low sulfur meat. ULSF. Just add some 2 Stroke Sauce occasionally to make it go down better.

irocpractice

Digger,now stop that right now!I have enough problems without you giving "them"more ideas.I mean come on,talk about solutions in search of a problem,sheesh

Shovelhead

Hanes, Fruit Of The Loom, and BVD will soon be forced to install a catalytic converter in the seat of their "Tighty-Whities"

Mexstan

Now you have opened a huge new can of worms for the politicians to delve into.
This will necessitate new government departments for research into how many days one is allowed to wear the new style underwear, how and were to safely dispose of the time expired units, the environmental impact, and the list goes on and on. In short, add another trillion or two dollars of government money to the "shorts" problem. Your tax dollars at work.

hotdram

But you can get a "delete" option

~Rob

Bark

I dont like where this is heading one bit. I smell new taxes in the making.

dieselJon

What about those pf us who were boxers???

Blake Clark

Im not gonna lie, that made me snort a little bit....

Thank God, cause the Particulate Filter maintenance would be a crappy job.

RTillery

Carol Browner, Obama's Environmental Advisor, is determined to ban all Cowboys and Diesel Pickups after seeing this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6dm9rN6oTs

15 Digger

Meat eaters can self fuel with methane.

t-boe

I hope they don't mandate EGR's. Once I get rid of it, I don't want it back!

cbrahs

this thread is headed to the crapper.



then they might have to have a urea type injection. could call it anti skid. marketing slogan could be "keep em clean boys, no streaks"

BigErksG2

Once a month bean and cabbage diet to burn the particulate out of the pants seat filter. Kind of like a regen. cycle