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Henry Ford died and went to heaven. At the gates, an angel told Ford, &quot;Well, you've been such a good guy and your invention-the assembly line-changed the world. As a reward, you can hangout with anyone you want to in Heaven.&quot;<br><br>Ford thinks about it and says, &quot;I want to hang out with God Himself.&quot;<br><br>The be-feathered fellow at the Gates took Ford to the Throne Room and introduced him to God. Ford then asked God, &quot;Hey, aren't you the inventor of Woman?&quot;<br><br>God said, &quot;Ah, yes.&quot;<br><br>&quot;Well,&quot; said Ford, &quot;you have some major design flaws in your<br>invention:<br><br>1. there's too much front end protrusion<br>2. it chatters at high speeds<br>3. maintenance is very costly<br>4. it constantly needs repainting and refinishing<br>5. it is out of commission 5 or 6 of every 28 days<br>6. the rear end wobbles too much, and<br>7. The intake is placed too close to the exhaust.&quot;<br><br>&quot;Hmmm,&quot; replied God, &quot;hold on.&quot; God went to the Celestial<br> Supercomputer, typed in a few keystrokes, and waited for the results.<br><br>The computer printed out a slip of paper.<br><br>&quot;It may be that my invention is flawed,&quot; God replied to Henry<br> Ford, &quot;but according to statistics, more men are riding my invention than yours!&quot;