Five European Surgeons
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Five European Surgeons
I found this funny................<br><br>Five European Surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.<br> <br>The first surgeon says, "I like to see Swiss Accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."<br> <br>The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try Danish Electricians!<br>Everything inside them is color coded."<br> <br>The third surgeon says, "No, I really think British Librarians are the<br>best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."<br> <br>The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like Spanish or Italian<br>construction workers...those guys always understand when you<br>have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer<br>than you said it would."<br> <br>The fifth surgeon observed: "You're all wrong. German and French<br>politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no<br>heart, no *****, no brains and no spine, and the head and the *** are interchangeable." <br><br>
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