cr1998

A Few Odd Questions <br> <br> Answers to questions you probably never asked... <br> <br> 1. HOW DO YOU GET HOLY WATER? <br> You boil the hell out of it. <br> <br> 2.WHAT DO FISH SAY WHEN THEY HIT A CONCRETE WALL? <br> Dam. <br> <br> 3. WHAT DO ESKIMOS GET FROM SITTING ON THE ICE? <br> Polaroids. <br> <br> 4. WHAT DO YOU CALL A BOOMERANG THAT DOESN'T WORK? <br> A stick <br> <br> 5. WHAT DO YOU CALL CHEESE THAT ISN'T YOURS? <br> Nacho cheese <br> <br> 6. WHAT DO YOU CALL SANTA'S HELPERS? <br> Subordinate Clauses. <br> <br> 7. WHAT DO YOU CALL 4 BULLFIGHTERS IN QUICKSAND? <br> Quatro sinko. <br> <br> 8. WHAT DO YOU GET FROM A PAMPERED COW? <br> Spoiled milk <br> <br> 9. WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A SNOWMAN WITH A <br> VAMPIRE? <br> Frostbite! . <br> <br> 10. WHAT LIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN AND <br> TWITCHES? <br> A nervous wreck <br> <br> 11. WHERE DO YOU FIND A DOG WITH NO LEGS? <br> Right where you left him. <br> <br> 12. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ROAST BEEF AND <br> PEA SOUP? <br> Anyone can roast beef <br> <br> 13. WHY DO GORILLAS HAVE BIG NOSTRILS? <br> Because they have big fingers <br> <br> 14. WHY DON'T BLIND PEOPLE LIKE TO SKY DIVE? <br> Because it scares the heck out of the dog <br> <br> 15. WHAT KIND OF COFFEE WAS SERVED ON THE TITANIC? <br> Sanka. <br> <br> 16. WHY DOES A PILGRIM'S PANTS ALWAYS FALL DOWN? <br> Because they wear their belt buckles on their hat. <br> <br> 17. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BAD GOLFER AND <br> A BAD SKYDIVER? <br> A bad golfer goes whack, darn. A bad sky diver <br> goes darn, whack. <br> <br> 18. HOW DO YOU CATCH AN UNIQUE RABBIT? <br> Unique up on it. <br> <br> 19. HOW DO YOU CATCH A TAME RABBIT <br> Tame way, unique up on it. <br> <br> 20. WHAT DO YOU CALL SKYDIVING LAWYERS? <br> Skeet.

DieselDaze

<br><br>Funny<br><br><br>Rich

TPilaske

ohhh man, I got tears... that's great!<br><br>Tony

Shovelhead

20. WHAT DO YOU CALL SKYDIVING LAWYERS? <br>Skeet. <br><br>

Redleg

PULL!!! 8)

Fishcop

.......skeet

Lary Ellis (Top)

Set's up for doubles and hollers &quot;PULL&quot;!

Shovelhead

[quote author=SFtopSGT link=board=10;threadid=8811;start=0#85131 date=1040958993]<br>Set's up for doubles and hollers &quot;PULL&quot;!<br>[/quote]<br><br>Dang Top, that's the first time I ever saw anyone skeet shootin' with quad 50's. ;D

Lary Ellis (Top)

I was out of the anti personnel shot rounds for my M-40 grenade launcher so had to use the 50 ;D