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"Evil Officials" holding back my 2,700,000 [verymad]

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Old 03-21-2012 | 12:40 PM
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"Evil Officials" holding back my 2,700,000 [verymad]

Office of Central Bank of Nigeria,
Monetary Policy Department/Computer Scientist.
REF:CBN/MPD/Series/03/2012.

Dear Beneficiary,

Hurry now and claim your fund from the Central Bank of Nigeria or your fund will be confiscated by the wicked officials of the CBN.
It is my modest obligation to write you this letter in regards to the authorization of your owed payment through our most respected
financial institution.I am a Computer Scientist just started working with Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN).

I came across your payment file marked X and your released disk painted RED. I took time to study it and tried to find out why the
funds were not released to you. Those evil officials can never tell you the truth that they won't release the fund to you; instead they
allow you spend your hard earned money unnecessarily.

I do not intend to work here forever; I can help you claim your fund if you can certify me of my security and assure me that you would
compensate with me after you must have received your payment. I must do this because you need to know the status of your payment and cause
for the delay. This is like a Mafia setting in Nigeria and you may not understand because you are not a Nigerian.

The only thing needed to release this fund to you is the Original INTERNATIONAL TRANSFER PERMIT (ITP), which will be tendered to any of
your nominated bank and the Internal Revenue Service IRS for clearance of the transferred amount in your account.

Once the Original TRANSFER PERMIT Certificate is secured, fund will immediately reflect in your bank within 24 HOURS. The only authorized
and sincere person who will issue you the Original Documents is Dr.Ibrahim Bello. Make sure you indicate your file letter X and tell him
its painted color Red so he will be able to recognize your file. The president made a compensation fund release for all unpaid
beneficiaries/contractors and scam victims.

Therefore, you are going to receive a total sum of $2,700,000.00 (TWO MILLION SEVEN HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS) for this year 2012 as recorded
in your file here and will be transferred to your bank account as soon as the Original document are obtained.

Do get back to me ASAP with the listed informations below if you are still interested in claiming your fund so that I can give you further
direction and contact of Dr. Ibrahim Bello.

1) YOUR FULL NAME:
2) ADDRESS, CITY, STATE AND COUNTRY:
3) PERSONAL CELL PHONE, FAX AND MOBILE :
4) COMPANY NAME (IF ANY) POSITION AND ADDRESS:
5) BANK NAME:
6) BANK ADDRESS:
7) ACCOUNT NUMBER:
8) ROUTING NUMBER OR SWIFT CODE NO:
9) OCCUPATION, AGE AND MARITAL STATUS:
10) COPY OF YOUR INT'L PASSPORT/DRIVERS LICENSE:


Yours sincerely,

MS JANET WILLIAMS BROWN.
Computer Scientist Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN)
Old 03-21-2012 | 01:15 PM
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he does not "intend to work here forever"; nope, just long enough to get your info and $$$ then -- see ya!

Tell ya what, give me that info and I'll promise you 5,400,000! Isn't that better? And no evil officials to hold it up either.

I've got an employee here that just came from Nigeria... I'm gonna ask him if this is legitimate for you!
Old 03-21-2012 | 01:46 PM
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How is it that you always end up with these? lol

There must be a national scam list and your name must be somewhere close to the top!
Old 03-21-2012 | 03:05 PM
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Originally Posted by 9812vram
How is it that you always end up with these? lol

There must be a national scam list and your name must be somewhere close to the top!
Just put your email address in your sig like me and PRESTO! you too will be a MILLIONAIRE before you know it
Old 03-21-2012 | 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by soulezoo
he does not "intend to work here forever"; nope, just long enough to get your info and $$$ then -- see ya!

Tell ya what, give me that info and I'll promise you 5,400,000! Isn't that better? And no evil officials to hold it up either.

I've got an employee here that just came from Nigeria... I'm gonna ask him if this is legitimate for you!
I knew I could count on you to help me spend the money before the evildoers get it all
Old 03-21-2012 | 04:27 PM
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I followed thru on own of those emails and just got a check today!

I'M Rich! I'M Rich! I'M Rich! I'M Rich! I'M Rich! I'M Rich! I'M Rich! I'M Rich! I'M Rich! I'M Rich! I'M Rich! I'M Rich! I'M Rich! I'M Rich!


Bwahaahahahahaha!
Old 03-21-2012 | 05:02 PM
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always getting the big money offers.....
Old 03-21-2012 | 05:59 PM
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Originally Posted by chaikwa
I followed thru on own of those emails and just got a check today!

I'M Rich! I'M Rich! I'M Rich! I'M Rich! I'M Rich! I'M Rich! I'M Rich! I'M Rich! I'M Rich! I'M Rich! I'M Rich! I'M Rich! I'M Rich! I'M Rich!


Bwahaahahahahaha!
Hey! Gimme MY money!

Your name isn't Beneficiary
Old 03-21-2012 | 07:12 PM
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Just gave them my bank account and social security number. Looks like we're all getting Smarty's.

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Old 03-21-2012 | 11:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Lary Ellis (Top)
and your released disk painted RED.
Why thats absolutely criminal! I mean you dont need to be a "Computer Scientist" to know what a disk painted RED means.
Old 03-22-2012 | 12:25 PM
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Can I get a loan to help out my dear friend who was robbed at gunpoint in Spain while you're doing your banking?

He said he's so upset he "has tears in his eye."

I e-mailed back and asked when he lost an eye and changed his e-mail address.
Old 03-20-2013 | 02:47 AM
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Cracks me up. Apparently the Nigerian scam works on anybody who is greedy. Even lawyers.

http://doubtfulnews.com/2013/03/lawy...nigerian-scam/
Old 03-20-2013 | 07:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Bark
Cracks me up. Apparently the Nigerian scam works on anybody who is greedy. Even lawyers.

http://doubtfulnews.com/2013/03/lawy...nigerian-scam/
Um, hey Bark... this thread is a year old.

Old 03-20-2013 | 08:40 AM
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I would send a bunch of made up info and include a little letter about how important it is to you to get that money and waste some of their time for them.
Old 03-20-2013 | 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted by chaikwa
Um, hey Bark... this thread is a year old.

Didn't feel like starting a new one.
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