Eat A Salad, Tubby! Ouch!
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I got her tore down now. I'll get the mig welder out after it tonight when I get home. Just like the one I'm sitting in now, beads all over it. We don't believe in buying new chairs around here. It is what ever you can find that you like at midnight when no one is around. A sort of "midnight salvage" so to speak.
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Thats MR Hoss to you buddy!
As someone who HAS broken a chair I'm allowed to say things like that.
So we're dining with friends at their house. The chairs don't seem all that sturdy so I sit down nice and easy (I'm 6'1" and "all muscle" ). Everything is going JUST fine and then all of the sudden I'm sitting on the floor with half of a chair on one side of me and half on the other side...fork still in hand. Yep...that's right...the seat of that bad boy split right in two...right down the middle. Talk about embarrassing...
So we're dining with friends at their house. The chairs don't seem all that sturdy so I sit down nice and easy (I'm 6'1" and "all muscle" ). Everything is going JUST fine and then all of the sudden I'm sitting on the floor with half of a chair on one side of me and half on the other side...fork still in hand. Yep...that's right...the seat of that bad boy split right in two...right down the middle. Talk about embarrassing...
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I got her tore down now. I'll get the mig welder out after it tonight when I get home. Just like the one I'm sitting in now, beads all over it. We don't believe in buying new chairs around here. It is what ever you can find that you like at midnight when no one is around. A sort of "midnight salvage" so to speak.
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Thats MR Hoss to you buddy!
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As someone who HAS broken a chair I'm allowed to say things like that.
So we're dining with friends at their house. The chairs don't seem all that sturdy so I sit down nice and easy (I'm 6'1" and "all muscle" ). Everything is going JUST fine and then all of the sudden I'm sitting on the floor with half of a chair on one side of me and half on the other side...fork still in hand. Yep...that's right...the seat of that bad boy split right in two...right down the middle. Talk about embarrassing...
So we're dining with friends at their house. The chairs don't seem all that sturdy so I sit down nice and easy (I'm 6'1" and "all muscle" ). Everything is going JUST fine and then all of the sudden I'm sitting on the floor with half of a chair on one side of me and half on the other side...fork still in hand. Yep...that's right...the seat of that bad boy split right in two...right down the middle. Talk about embarrassing...
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By God, you might not want to X-ray my welds, but they won't break! Rest assured, I'll be leanin' way back in her tomorrow with no worries....cheap, Japanese built, pot metal, no strength having pieces of crap!
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Thats MR Hoss to you buddy!
There's a reason I used to be called the "thorn in the side of DTR". In fact, I believe it was BigBlue who gave me that title...back before he loved me and all.
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Don't feel bad. I'm only 130 soaking wet and I broke a chair recently at work. I was on the phone and leaned back and ended up looking at the ceiling. The best part is I acted like nothing happened, kept talking on the phone and then crossed my legs. Everyone in the office was dieing from laughter. You'da have to been there.
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Dang Jory that chair ain't a recliner!!!!
Man I was sitting in my office one day and leaned over to grab something off the floor and leaned a little to far and my chair shot out from under me like a rocket and put a whole in the drywall!!! Funniest thing ever!!!
~Nick
Man I was sitting in my office one day and leaned over to grab something off the floor and leaned a little to far and my chair shot out from under me like a rocket and put a whole in the drywall!!! Funniest thing ever!!!
~Nick
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I get the same "You weigh WHAT??," but I'm just a measly 280lbs. RJohnson still can't believe I weigh what he does, and he's a foot taller
I'm not overweight, just undertall...or something
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Oooyyy, I bet the rest of the day wasnt so good....
Would make for a long day sittin on that stump.....J.B., Please tell me you had a replacement chair in the office...
Would make for a long day sittin on that stump.....J.B., Please tell me you had a replacement chair in the office...