DTR Memorial Breakroom - Sgt. Major Jack Randolph Belcher
11-21-2011 | 10:05 AM
#78
Top's Younger Twin
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From: Thanks Don M!
I been in a LOT of fights over the years and never been beat EXCEPT by a woman 
Long story short: I was at a Grocery store about midnight picking up a 12 pack and I saw a buddies 67 Mustang and I hollered at him "Hey whats Up expletive?" the guy in the car said "Nobody calls me a expletive" at which point I realized this wasn't my friend
He unfolds himself from the car all 6'6" or more of him and proceeds to tell me he is a Collegiate State Wrestling Champion and that he is about to wup my hiney pooper"....I am trying to tell him that I mistook him for a friend and I was apologizing when he made a believer out of me and slammed me face down on the pavement.
Well now that I believe he is ABSOLUTELY not fibbing about being a good wrestler (after all he picked me up and slammed me down before I knew it was coming) It doesn't take me long to realize I had better get to fighting or get to hurting one
I surprised him by rolling out from under him so quickly (remember I am a believer now and don't plan on dying in this parking lot) and I ended up on top of him just long enough to hit him square in the snoz when the lights went dim
Seems my buddy who was watching my back crawled under the car to retrieve the guys watch (it flew off in the shuffle) as a trophy allowing his GF to sneak up behind me and hit me in the head with a wine bottle
I tell you that woman put a hurting on me I will NEVER forget. I am certain I had at least a minor skull fracture as I saw double for about 4 days and could not get off the couch. I did end up with his watch but I would happily have returned it because it was my fault for misstaking his identity and calling him a expletive
Moral of the story is....look out for the woman....cause the guy may beat you up but the woman will kill you
Long story short: I was at a Grocery store about midnight picking up a 12 pack and I saw a buddies 67 Mustang and I hollered at him "Hey whats Up expletive?" the guy in the car said "Nobody calls me a expletive" at which point I realized this wasn't my friend He unfolds himself from the car all 6'6" or more of him and proceeds to tell me he is a Collegiate State Wrestling Champion and that he is about to wup my hiney pooper"....I am trying to tell him that I mistook him for a friend and I was apologizing when he made a believer out of me and slammed me face down on the pavement.
Well now that I believe he is ABSOLUTELY not fibbing about being a good wrestler (after all he picked me up and slammed me down before I knew it was coming) It doesn't take me long to realize I had better get to fighting or get to hurting one
I surprised him by rolling out from under him so quickly (remember I am a believer now and don't plan on dying in this parking lot
) and I ended up on top of him just long enough to hit him square in the snoz when the lights went dimSeems my buddy who was watching my back crawled under the car to retrieve the guys watch (it flew off in the shuffle) as a trophy allowing his GF to sneak up behind me and hit me in the head with a wine bottle
I tell you that woman put a hurting on me I will NEVER forget. I am certain I had at least a minor skull fracture as I saw double for about 4 days and could not get off the couch. I did end up with his watch but I would happily have returned it because it was my fault for misstaking his identity and calling him a expletive
Moral of the story is....look out for the woman....cause the guy may beat you up but the woman will kill you
I was at a campground playing crib with some folks. One guy got all upset with how he was getting beat...geez, its just a game. He came across the picnic table and the fight was on. He tried several different articles off the table on my head. Did not phase me. I finally subdued him with a swift hit to the wind pipe and then BANG...and then I heard a female voice..."Don't hurt my baby!" and then BANG and lights out. I was hit in the back of the head with a log! Twice that I can recall. I never got knocked out before this and I was out on my feet for several seconds. Then I could not focus.
A couple of hours later on the other side of the campground I heard the voice that took me down.
I went the other way. Morning everyone. LEGGS are tin foiled. I'm good to go.
11-21-2011 | 10:40 AM
#84
Muted one day, Banned the next....... Ah the life of a DTR 1%'er
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From: Ohio: Home of the disappointing sports teams
11-21-2011 | 11:11 AM
#87
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I wish I was as fine, as those who work the pipeline!
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From: Wyoming
Walked in here and what's the first thing I see right after cincy? Go figures.
Shorts. SA on business, drillin south of SA down in gonzalez, Eagle ford shale. My wife isn't with me so unless she comes down, I'll wait to see the sights with her so we can enjoy and experience together.
Glad to see your busy Eric. How did the house turn out???
Shorts. SA on business, drillin south of SA down in gonzalez, Eagle ford shale. My wife isn't with me so unless she comes down, I'll wait to see the sights with her so we can enjoy and experience together.
Glad to see your busy Eric. How did the house turn out???
11-21-2011 | 11:14 AM
#88
There is no G. There is no G. Repeat after me, THERE IS NO G!
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From: Texas
Walked in here and what's the first thing I see right after cincy? Go figures.
Shorts. SA on business, drillin south of SA down in gonzalez, Eagle ford shale. My wife isn't with me so unless she comes down, I'll wait to see the sights with her so we can enjoy and experience together.
Glad to see your busy Eric. How did the house turn out???
Shorts. SA on business, drillin south of SA down in gonzalez, Eagle ford shale. My wife isn't with me so unless she comes down, I'll wait to see the sights with her so we can enjoy and experience together.
Glad to see your busy Eric. How did the house turn out???
Ahhh.
Yeah business is booming especially south of SA. In Kenedy and Karnes Co there are wells everywhere. Those mineral rights are sure paying off now. I use to live in Karnes City and that area is a sleepy little community. Now though there are lots of trucks, rented rooms and dirty men running around
11-21-2011 | 11:16 AM
#89
Muted one day, Banned the next....... Ah the life of a DTR 1%'er
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From: Ohio: Home of the disappointing sports teams
Still in the process. We're currently living in my parents home (they moved to their retirement home) while we sit and wait.
11-21-2011 | 11:33 AM
#90
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I wish I was as fine, as those who work the pipeline!
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From: Wyoming
Shorts. Kinda like in here!!
Cincy not sure if that is good or bad, but helping the folks out is always good in my book. Gives ya some breathing room to find the right place too!
Cincy not sure if that is good or bad, but helping the folks out is always good in my book. Gives ya some breathing room to find the right place too!