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Old 01-04-2005, 06:11 AM
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Drunken stupor games

Haha, imagine 3 guys, ages 19-21, finishing a bottle of Absolut with no drinking games, and seeing a package of zipties. We were strapping them EVERYWHERE. We were handcuffing each other and seeing how many we could break and how fast we could break them. We even put them around our biceps and flexed to pop them, rofl. One guy couldn't, but eh, he's a runner and has no upper body strength. I'll post a video, but thought I would challange all of DTR to get zipties, put them good and tight around their biceps, and flex to pop them. After many tries we figured out the white and black ones were strongest, and the colored ones were weakest. I only managed to pop a 3/16" wide white ziptie around my bicep, and it hurt, but probably because it was my left arm. We went back to the colored ones after that. When they let go, they usually take a layer or two of skin with them. I'll post a vid tommorow, rofl.
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Well folks, there you have it another competition for the “Redneck Olympics” staged in the lower end of the gene pool.
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"Lower end of the gene pool"?

Heck, they ain't even IN the pool. They ain't even on the patio that surrounds the pool, they're in the swamp out in back of the pool!

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I just wonder why three drunk guys are taken videos?????
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Originally posted by Tmc243
I just wonder why three drunk guys are taken videos?????
While handcuffing each other?????
Old 01-04-2005, 08:58 AM
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Originally posted by Flashdancr
While handcuffing each other?????
We got laws agin them sorta things 'round here ya know.....

Is this one of those videos we watch and thank god it aint OUR kids???
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Lets see now, we’ve got 3 drunks with zip ties “strapping them EVERYWHERE” and trying to flex and pop them off, while handcuffed and taking a video, one of them is a “runner” (from the description of what was taking place that sounds like the only logical option). They did manage to pop a 3/16" wide white ziptie.

The only reasonable conclusion I can draw from this is, if I need to tie up 3 drunks, use Ľ inch zip ties as a minimum.

The bad part is I'm looking forward to the video.
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Oh they are most DEFINATELY in the pool...........errrrr cess pool that is
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Am I the only one wondering if "EVERYWHERE" includes.....ummm.....well, you know??
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I DON'T want to see the video of that!
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BTW - Hey Hoss-

Hook 'em Horns!

Just messin' with ya.
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Haha, when I said everywhere I had meant we put at least 50 on one guy's car doorhandles. Since I realize how dumb it was now that I'm sober and sore, I figure I'll post the video of just me,

Link removed due to reports of profanity contained therein (4.44mb)

Oh, did you guys know you can ziptie a 2003 nissan maxima''s trunk shut from the inside? I wonder when he'll realize.
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