Canadian Temperature Guide
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Canadian Temperature Guide
Canadian Temperature Guide
50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably,
Canadians plant gardens.
35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
Italian cars won't start,
Canadians drive with the windows down.
32° Fahrenheit (0° C)
American water freezes,
Canadian water gets thicker.
0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
New York Citylandlords finally turn on the heat,
Canadians have the last barbecue of the season.
-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
Mt.St. Helensfreezes,
Canadians Girl Guides sell cookies door to door.
-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole,
Ottawacanal opens for skating.
-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes,
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops,
Canadians start saying "cold eh?"
-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
Hell freezes over,
Leafs win Stanley Cup.
50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably,
Canadians plant gardens.
35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
Italian cars won't start,
Canadians drive with the windows down.
32° Fahrenheit (0° C)
American water freezes,
Canadian water gets thicker.
0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
New York Citylandlords finally turn on the heat,
Canadians have the last barbecue of the season.
-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
Mt.St. Helensfreezes,
Canadians Girl Guides sell cookies door to door.
-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole,
Ottawacanal opens for skating.
-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes,
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops,
Canadians start saying "cold eh?"
-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
Hell freezes over,
Leafs win Stanley Cup.
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Re: Canadian Temperature Guide
-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
Hell freezes over,
Leafs win Stanley Cup. [/B][/QUOTE]
Hell freezes over,
Leafs win Stanley Cup. [/B][/QUOTE]
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Hey it feels good when it stops. Sort of like digging a hole it is nice to stop and have a cup of tea. It was up from -22C, to -10 today and guys where saying it was nice out, Go figure. Moma BBQ till she can't get the lid up. Lets not talk about the Leafs please.
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Too cold to build igloos?http://www.cbc.ca/storyview/MSN/2004...ld_north040119
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