Scotty

You Know You're A Saskatchewanian When...<br><br>1. You never meet any celebrities except Ian Tyson<br><br>2. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the <br>highway.<br><br>3. &quot;Vacation&quot; means going to Calgary<br><br>4. You've seen all the biggest bands ten years after they were popular in <br>Toronto.<br><br>5. You measure distance in hours.<br><br>6. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.<br><br>7. Your classes were cancelled because of cold.<br><br>8. You often switch from &quot;heat&quot; to &quot;A/C&quot; in the same day.<br><br>9. You use a down comforter in the summer.<br><br>10. Your grandparents drive at 100/km per hour through 13 feet of snow and <br>raging blizzard - without flinching.<br><br>11. You plan your financial future around bingo.<br><br>12. You see people wear hunting clothes at social events.<br><br>13. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both <br>unlocked.<br><br>14. You think of the major four food groups as deer meat, beer, fish and <br>saskatoons.<br><br>15. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to <br>use them.<br><br>16. There are always 4 empty cars running in the parking lot at the beer <br>store at any given time.<br><br>17. You only own 3 spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup.<br><br>18. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.<br><br>19. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with <br>snow.<br><br>20. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.<br><br>21. You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and flannel pyjamas.<br><br>22. You know which leaves make good toilet paper.<br><br>23. You know all 4 seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, and <br>Construction.<br><br>24. It takes 3 hours to go to the mall for one item even when you're in a <br>rush because you have to stop and talk to everyone in town.<br><br>25. A sheep makes you all mushy and starry eyed...right Rod?<br>

TPilaske

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dodgeman01

Hmm that sounds a lot like me and where I live. <br>We just call people like us rednecks. if you **** us off you get labeled a hillbilly. <br>DM01

tool

<br><br>That's pretty good.<br><br>I can relate, I know lot's of folks from <br><br>[move]&quot;THE GaP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&quot;[/move]

phox_mulder

Who the heck is Ian Tyson?
??? ???

phox
(Who's been to Canada once, I think, when he was 2 years old)

Scotty

[quote author=phox_mulder link=board=10;threadid=9949;start=0#95188 date=1043276699]<br>Who the heck is Ian Tyson?<br> ??? ???<br><br>phox<br>(Who's been to Canada once, I think, when he was 2 years old)<br><br>[/quote]<br><br>He is a Canadian singer. He and his wife even had a TV show <br><br>His wife is Sylvia. LOL Thats about all I know and cannot recall if they had a popular song.

Shovelhead

Here's a pic.

phox_mulder

Can't say I've ever seen or heard him.<br><br>Now, the Osmonds, there's some famous people I've met. <br><br>Gotta find a &quot;You know you're a Utahn if. . .&quot;<br><br>phox