SORTIE

go to a health food store and buy a package of organic memory aids (I'm not kidding, they actually sell this kind of thing)

Colo_River_Ram

Along with a pad of sticky notes for reminders to take them

Foxborough

What my wife did for me on my 50th was had a party with family & friends and all. Then around 5:00 they said , oh by the way there is a limo out front and all the brothers, sisters and friends are going out on the night. It was about 12 people, my parents babysat for my son. It was a fun night, something different and unexpected.

Polaraco

This must be an old folks home

If I did any of that to my wife, I'd be sleeping in the garage. She just had her 66th and I gave her a 30th birthday card. She robbed the cradel. LOL

I'm the one who needs the walker.

I sure know how to stay out of trouble. . . . LOL

Hvytrkmech

Ketchup packets under the toilet seat spacers in the mens room, tightly stretched saran wrap over the bowl in the ladies room. trust me it real funny for a few minutes.

BigIron70

I bought my sister a cane with a chrome side view mirror and a squeeze type bike horn mounted on it. Put some streamers on it also to jaze it up a little more. Turn signals are optional.

dssimecek

First off for all you that like to pick on us sexy seniors. We are not old. We are RETRO

On my 40th, I streaked thru the neighborhood with wife and kids cheering. It was the in thing in those years.

On my 50th, I had a slow pitch soft ball game, I hit a stand up double, most of my team mates were in their early twenties. They all got up and cheered. Then home to a birthday party with a large crowd of family, friends and co-workers. Many of them got gag gifts at the joke store and totaly tacky tee shirts, hats and other things from the adult joke shop. It was lot of fun.

With a little imagination you should be able to come up with lots of ideas.

Shorts

That's freakin' funny

gadget.35-06

Poli-Grip.

chaikwa

Doesn't the recipient kinda figure it out when you're all standing around waiting for him/her to sit down on the seat? I mean, it ain't everyday that you have an audience when you go to GO!

Justwannabeme

^^^^(lack of party experience)^^^^^

Justwannabeme

now this is Austrailian humor, mind you but:


a note of 50th Bday party invitation was sent. the address was a cemetary.

they are very fun folks.
hope your sis has a GREAT sense of humor.

Hvytrkmech

You don't wait around in the restroom silly, you wait for them to come out complaining about what happened in the restroom.

chaikwa

Well what good is that? I mean, they could figure it out and just not say anything. That would kinda take the fun out of it I would think.

madhat

Yeah, but when I squirt ketchup on my legs and pee all over my pants... I tend to be a bit... verbal.