madhat

Why are you throwing little stones?

Totallyrad

Bob, those "crawly things" were the cinnabuns. They plump when you cook them.

Great investigators understand that in order to solve a crime, you have to examine all the facts, so let's take a look around. (with an open mind) In the first picture, you'll notice a universally recognized kitchen utensil. While it is heavy enough, even in the hands of someone as delicate as you wife, to produce an elongated wound like the one you received, it was in fact not the weapon of choice. (this time) You see, the rolling pin is obviously made of a hard material, either marble or a rigid polymer and will not bend from the flat, top portion of your skull, over the edge and around the curved side. Aside from this and the fact that you've been so sweet to her lately that sugar wouldn't melt in your mouth, your last explanation seems the most plausible. Besides, if she were to break the rolling pin on your head and seriously injure you, she wouldn't receive any benefits. A broken pin implies malice. One with a few chips in it is just normal wear and tear being married to a Marine. One thing that does concern me about this incident. With all those years of schooling on pedestrian locomotion, and remedial marching, and running and more remedial marching...............how is it you still can't walk around your own yard without hitting your head on something?

Totallyrad

^^^ Good catch!

ramlovingvet

NAVY COFFEE
by Cdr. Rod Mooney, USN (ret)
For Greeks, ambrosia was OK,
But used up all a sailor's pay.
Tars worked for grog instead of wage
But as for me I love to hug
A good old Navy coffee mug.
Its fragrance cuts the salty air
and Wafts me far away from there
It's best when made so it can stand
Without the mug, just in your hand,
And crusted mugs from watches back
Are germ free if your coffee's black.
Beware the canned milk on the bridge,
It's likely never seen a fridge,
And if it fails to pour or run,
It's left from World War Two (OR ONE).
But don't spill coffee on your boots
Your socks will soon start growing roots,
And if it penetrates the deck,
The panicked crew could cause a wreck.
Way down below, the engine crew
Prefers an even stronger brew,
And sometimes as they ply their craft,
They use the stuff to grease the shaft.
When Navy coffee's thick and black,
It guards against a heart attack,
And if it's strong enough, I'm sure
It functions as a cancer cure.
But best of all, it makes the days
Pass quickly in a caffeine haze.

Red3quarter

That thing will knock you in to next Tuesday! You didn't happen to use that thing on the Janitor earlier this week? If he got hit with that, I can see why he was weird for a while.



I bet thats a sight to see!
That would be the luck my GF would have if she ever did that to me, she'd end up hurting herself instead of me.

Sounds like he's back to his old self again, but why is he banned now?

Maybe he thought using a gavel would make you have a bad flashback to the rolling pin incident. So gravel was the next best choice.


Good Morning DTR! No rolling pins getting swung over here. Slept in again, it's nice being off four day this week. Going to go help dad work on the MD for a while today. Gotta do some welding for him and we're going to put some of the primed parts back on the tractor. Suppose to snow tomorrow sometime but today it's sunny.

More coffee, tea, sweet tea, ph00, hot cocco, and a bucket of ice for Hat's head are ready.

Totallyrad

Keep the ice and just let him wear the bucket, he needs more coverage.

WooHoo! Matt, you got post #500! Short winded version my janitor.

Red3quarter

Wow, didn't even realize that till you pointed it out, we've done alot of posting this week!

You might be right about the bucket, it's better that he wear it instead. He can also throw the ice in case he needs to defend himself.

ofcmarc

Mornin' All!

2* outside and an dusting of snow.

Saturday morning started off at a sprint for me. walked in to 5 new remands standing in line for a prisoner number. Troopers and University police busted up a early morning party. Today is gonna fly.

spousal stupidcyde- Thats funny.

Good to see the janitor is back to his good old self again. Although his alter ego has made a definate contribution to pushing the breakroom pat 34 pages.

Red3quarter

Better get goin, the tractor isn't gonna get worked on if I keep hanging around the breakroom.

Fronty Owner

My concern is, is the rolling pin ok? Those marble rolling pins aren't cheap. Hat to see one wasted on a marine...

ofcmarc

Today is shaping up to be a real winner. We got to whip out the extra spicy cajun seasoning ()in a seg unit this morning. Some idiots just don't learn. That LE-10 aerosol mk-9 can is some potent stuff.

Totallyrad

Roll Tide!!!

Alabama
vs
Auburn

kicks off at 1430

madhat

I know what that stuff is...

Don't pull it on me unless you're gonna use it, then you better shoot me after you spray me... cause I'm gonna kill you...








That was a younger, better looking madhat...

Totallyrad

(If he can find you.) Marco





































































Polo

madhat

No, I can bat my eyes so I can see a little... come on, Ricky... let's see if we are as bad as we think we are...