Bark

Get one anyway!!! If you ever make your Alaska trip, haul it up with you. There are some lakes and streams I would love to go back to but no longer want to hike to. I will even pay for gas!!
Yeah, you are probably right. It is kind of a silly combo but if you were to add her helicopter into the mix it sounds a lot safer.

Justwannabeme

AND I could be a full time guide and maybe get an ipod. LOL put it right next to my obama sticker on the helicopter dash....oh wait- Ileft the political forum!!!

Bark

LoL. Guess its time for bed. I am starting to think that maybe I need a helicopter. Should check with my wife first. Good night..

Fronty Owner

I will contribute one more post to get us to the next page then Im going to bed.

Alwaysworking

been working on the, some dodges today, mine and my causin's both with cummins, fixed the heater on mine and did a 5inch stack on his.
lazy day today.

Totallyrad

Just for the record, let me see if I have the facts correct.


1) She probably informed you she needed to return to the store.

2) Being the man of your house you decided her request was unnecessary.

3) You informed (told) her that her request was denied.

4) She explained how important it was and while you were considering her request, she occupied her time at the afore mentioned store.

5) Once she returned, you informed her that you supported her decision.

6) You request any information available on the perpetrator that struck and incapacitated you while you were on the floor considering her earlier request.

7) You are told none is available and in the interest of your personal well being you should be happy with the new headache she picked out just for you. It is a sign you survived............this time.

If I have correctly interpreted the facts listed above, I regret to inform you the spousal stupidcyde is not a crime. It may go against the laws of nature but we don't enforce them.


Since you, or your cat like reflexes didn't see the last lump coming, point noted.

FiverBob

Well the maid is still AOL, so I dug around, found the coffee pots, scraped and cleaned them, got them fired up, shoveled the place out, let the dogs in to clean the floor, the cats to clean the left overs off the counters and tables, washed up the table and counters, found some dishes and cups and washed them - - sooooo, coffee should be comin up in a couple. I did sweep off the big lump of fur in the closet - - had a bunch of "things" crawling all over it - - it groaned but didn't move. Place should be habitable for a short time anyway. Maybe someone will bring in some Cinnabuns. yeh

Poor Hat - - just doesn't get it. Oh well, maybe he does now. Man, you don't mess with mother nature - - especially mother.

Coffee done - - grabbing a cup and heading out - - have a great one.

Bob

madhat

Mornin, thanks Bob and Rick...

Got up, mom and brother left to go back to Fl. I'm gonna clean up and go outside and start workin.

Here's the sequence of events...

OL clubs me...




And then claims that she hurt herself holding the marble rolling pin so high up...

madhat

OL says that the real story is...

I broke her arm..



So she clubbed me to get back at me...






She said to put this explaination up, or she'd hit me again...

FiverBob

I ain't buyin it.

Judge Bob

madhat

But, what really happened was...

She apparently got tendonitis the other day while cleaning the pool out by lifting a heavy object.

I cracked myself on the door of my shed while I was walking out... (it's a low door.)

There. Back to your normal breakroom drama...

Hvytrkmech

What do you mean? Your wife does not really skull thump you?

Good thing I am Irish and thick, last time she went to hit me with the only cast iron frying pan we have, it bounced of my head and knocked her out.


Tim

chaikwa

But what really happened was she was outraged that you drugged me, tried to brainwash me and tried to make me somethin' I ain't! Then you an' T-evil tried to cover it up by muting me! Good thing SHE got to you with that rollin' pin an' not ME! I'll deal with HIM later!



chaikwa.

jbjarko

Morning. Off to work I go...as hat says..do de do de do.

FiverBob

SCOOP!!!!!! SCOOP!!!!!!!!!

I just found out the real dope. Here is what happened. Ms. Hat beaned big boy on the head for being a horses tail. This act inflicted more damage than anticipated due to the hardness of the object struck and there is not padding on the head (called hair). Stricken with grief and realizing the great anguish and pain she had inflicted on hard head, she came down to administer comfort and relief.

The conclusion to the story - - this act of compassion led to other things and no one went shopping.

Now, that is my story and I am sticking to it and that is my ruling. Gravel has landed.

Judge Bob