DeaconWayne

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says &quot;Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load.&quot; <br><br>The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the<br>door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, &quot;Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!&quot; <br><br>Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says &quot;Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!&quot;<br><br>When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says...<br><br>&quot;Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Minnesota and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!&quot;<br>

ramlovingvet

Ah Deacon Mrs. RamlovingVet would like to Give you a piece of her mind. But it's your lucky day she is blonde and cant afford to.<br><br>OUCH! just kidding Honey

dodgeman01

<br>stop too much pain can't breath.

red_rattler

Made my day.

redramnc

Another thread I can't let my missus see!!!!!!<br><br>What is it about blondes that they don't have a sense of humor most of the time? :<br><br>Why should I complain though - blonde hair, blue eyes, tans golden, cooks great, and let me buy a CTD ;D ;D ;D

97CTD

BigBlue

Ironically, got a friend named Heather who is a blonde.

Lary Ellis (Top)

[quote author=BigBlue link=board=10;threadid=7361;start=0#70657 date=1037906231]<br> Ironically, got a friend named Heather who is a blonde.<br>[/quote]<br> Tell her not to follow the salt truck! <br><br> Great Joke!

phox_mulder

[quote author=BigBlue link=board=10;threadid=7361;start=0#70657 date=1037906231]<br> Ironically, got a friend named Heather who is a blonde.<br>[/quote]<br><br>I've never known a &quot;Heather&quot; that wasn't blonde. :<br><br>phox

yz

;D ;D <br>Me either phox_mudder -Anthony

Fishcop

Yea I know a Heather thats blond.......what's up with that ???<br>Good joke.... ;D