Geico266

In a recent thread Begle1 has expressed difficulty with life. It seems life's pressures have been getting to our beloved (although misguilded) Begle1.

Begle1 posted What ever that means. (Trying to wipe the smile off my face) Anywho! The purpose of this thread is to give our beloved Begle1 advice about life. We all have been there. Tough times, problems with work, people, relationships, what ever.

I think we should pass on words of wisdom to Begle1 so he may enjoy the peace of mind our collective years of experience have brought us.

Begle1,

Some days are diamonds, some days are coal.
Don't eat yellow snow.
AMC Gremlins are for the scrape pile.
It's a dog-eat-dog world out there, and you are wearing Milkbone undies.
There are no free lunches in this world.
The only thing certain is death & taxes.

DodgeCowboy

"Never jump into a pile of leafs with a wet sucker"

Geico266

Now that right there is funny, I don't care who you are!

DodgeCowboy

here is some cowboy wisdom:


Never squat with your spurs on

Always drink upstream from the heard

BigBlue

Did you know that that's one of the most famous lines and that my family and I sit down and watch that movie every fall.

Geico266

Is there any wisdom in that post or just an invitation to a famly gathering?

displacedtexan

I don't think it was an invitation. He was just rubbing in the fact that we aren't invited...

BigBlue

Every word typed from my keyboad is wisdom.

Shovelhead

"Every person that passes though my doorway brings a smile to my face."

"Some by entering, some by leaving."

Marine

You have to watch out for # 1, but don't step in #2.

and my favorite:

It's better to have hope in your soul, than soap in your hole.

Thank you, thank you very much. Marine has left the building...

Chrisreyn

" Some days your the dog.... some days your the fire hydrant"......
" Your Life is IMPORTANT......even if only to serve as a warning to others......."
Never worry about biting off more than you can chew........yer mouths probably bigger than you think".....

D2 Cat

If someone's getting your goat, quit telling them where it's tied!

dodgezilla04

dont play in traffic

RustyJC

Paranoia is not necessarily an irrational phobia. Sometimes they really are out to get you!!

Rusty

JMalone

Here's my words of wisdom (okay, okay -- the biggest part of them are stolen)...

“If wishes were cows we’d eat steak every day”
"Do what you think and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind."
“Never put off till tomorrow what you can do day after tomorrow”
“When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear”
“The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised”