Beer conspiracy
10-24-2006, 06:08 PM
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Beer conspiracy
I have been over exerting myself tonight just for the simple pleasure of consuming some of my favourite beverage. I bought a case of beer last week , containing 12 long necks (that is the only form of container that put beer in right?
) , the first 7 were perfect , cold and refreshing, i started on #8 tonight ( the others were consumed on previous days) and it was a bitter blood bath from the beginning. i wrestled , renounced , then renewed my faith , tore my shirt , and drew blood from my own body , before the posessed cap finally twisted off with a pair of pliers(yes , i double checked to make sure they were twist offs) all was well again. Until i decided to have another frosty beverage , after performing my same rountine with this second beverage, i managed to break the pliers while attemting to pry the cap off, as i could not grasp the bottle tight enough , and it ws turning in my hands while attempting to remove the posessed cap. I have almost resorted to the cordless drill with a 1/2" bit , i figure that should fix it , but alas i have no drill , and these caps are likely made of some form of impenetrable titanium alloy. with a larger pair of pliers in hand , and a friendly passerby ( it took alot of gumption to ask for help opening my beer) to hold the bottle end , i finally twisted the cap free! Sussess! But wait , it appears that there is some form of residue on the threads of my bottle , some sort of adhesive perhaps? To be continued...
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) , the first 7 were perfect , cold and refreshing, i started on #8 tonight ( the others were consumed on previous days) and it was a bitter blood bath from the beginning. i wrestled , renounced , then renewed my faith , tore my shirt , and drew blood from my own body , before the posessed cap finally twisted off with a pair of pliers(yes , i double checked to make sure they were twist offs) all was well again. Until i decided to have another frosty beverage , after performing my same rountine with this second beverage, i managed to break the pliers while attemting to pry the cap off, as i could not grasp the bottle tight enough , and it ws turning in my hands while attempting to remove the posessed cap. I have almost resorted to the cordless drill with a 1/2" bit , i figure that should fix it , but alas i have no drill , and these caps are likely made of some form of impenetrable titanium alloy. with a larger pair of pliers in hand , and a friendly passerby ( it took alot of gumption to ask for help opening my beer) to hold the bottle end , i finally twisted the cap free! Sussess! But wait , it appears that there is some form of residue on the threads of my bottle , some sort of adhesive perhaps? To be continued...ThinksomeonehasbeenmeddlingwithmybeerJKM
10-24-2006, 06:29 PM
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No sweaty palms here! This could get very serious, someone sneaking in messing with my beer while i am out getting supper! I think it is time to wire the door **** up to the 220 volt circuit.
10-24-2006, 06:50 PM
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I said gimmie a BUD light
10-24-2006, 06:57 PM
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10-24-2006, 07:45 PM
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Oh, man, wait till one of my buddies come over. I'll probably be dumb enough to try to superglue a can shut. I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.
10-24-2006, 07:57 PM
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BUD LIGHT , are you all girls! I don't think we can even buy that water here, we only have real beers with a percentage of alcohol that is at least (not maximum, like your south of the border stuff) 5%.
The people at the beer store think so , heck , they thought i was old enough all summer while i was south of the border
The people at the beer store think so , heck , they thought i was old enough all summer while i was south of the border
10-24-2006, 08:58 PM
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Real bear (except Sierra Nevada products) doesn't come in twist off. I saw previous mention of budweiser so I'll lay down this rule - Real Beer Isn't Made With Rice.
