Battle Cry
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Battle Cry
Sometimes you are gonna find yourself in a situation where you desparately need a battlecry. Be prepared folks, nothing is worse than wanting to go berzerk and just stuttering around for a battlecry.
Go to http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.ph...ame=&sex=m and prepare !
AlpineRAM
Go to http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.ph...ame=&sex=m and prepare !
AlpineRAM
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Lo! Who is that, sprinting on the icy wasteland! It is SFtopSGT, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a spectacular grunt, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to hack into your brain, and type FORMAT C: !!"
"I'm going to hack into your brain, and type FORMAT C: !!"
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Re:Battle Cry
[quote author=Lary Ellis (Top) link=board=10;threadid=21970;start=0#msg205364 date=1067929948]
Lo! Who is that, sprinting on the icy wasteland! It is SFtopSGT, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a spectacular grunt, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to hack into your brain, and type FORMAT C: !!"
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"Abort, Retry, Fail"
Rich
Lo! Who is that, sprinting on the icy wasteland! It is SFtopSGT, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a spectacular grunt, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to hack into your brain, and type FORMAT C: !!"
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"Abort, Retry, Fail"
Rich
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Re:Battle Cry
Lo! Who is that, rampaging across the tarmac! It is Shovelhead, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! And with a bloodthirsty bellow, his voice cometh:
"Ares, God of War, be praised! I come like a storm and lay waste like a hurricane!!"
Sounds more like my Ex's attorney.
"Ares, God of War, be praised! I come like a storm and lay waste like a hurricane!!"
Sounds more like my Ex's attorney.
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Re:Battle Cry
Rampaging out of the tundra, clutching a mighty sword, cometh PISTOL! And he gives a bloodthirsty cry:
"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I bring darkness and mayhem until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!"
(Vengeance and goo ??? ??? )
PISTOL
"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I bring darkness and mayhem until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!"
(Vengeance and goo ??? ??? )
PISTOL
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Lo! Who is that, striding over the tundra! It is Butchera, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! And with an ominous howl, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!!!"
I like it!!!! ;D ;D
"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!!!"
I like it!!!! ;D ;D
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Zang! Who is that, running on the mountains! It is Commatoze, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a mighty cry, his voice cometh..........
"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I carve into flesh like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!"
"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I carve into flesh like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!"
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Lo! Who is that, running over the cliffs! It is Gonzo, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! He screams vengefully:
"I'm going to brutalize you until you crap molton lava, and launch you into deep space!!!" ;D ;D
Me Likey
"I'm going to brutalize you until you crap molton lava, and launch you into deep space!!!" ;D ;D
Me Likey
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Striding on the steppes, wielding a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Andrew! And he gives an ominous roar:
"I'm going to hump you with such zeal, it will be a new form of crime!"
"I'm going to hump you with such zeal, it will be a new form of crime!"
I don't know what the heck zeal is, but it's comming for ya!
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Waay too funny!!
Sprinting on the plains, attacking with a reflective halberd, cometh Joel! And he gives a gutteral howl:
"I'm going to spank you with such disregard for common sense, your momma won't recognize you!!"
Sprinting on the plains, attacking with a reflective halberd, cometh Joel! And he gives a gutteral howl:
"I'm going to spank you with such disregard for common sense, your momma won't recognize you!!"
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[quote author=TxDieselKid link=board=10;threadid=21970;start=0#msg205437 date=1067960383]
I don't know what the heck zeal is, but it's comming for ya!
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Zeal= 1-2 inches.....
Stubby
Striding on the steppes, wielding a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Andrew! And he gives an ominous roar:
"I'm going to hump you with such zeal, it will be a new form of crime!"
"I'm going to hump you with such zeal, it will be a new form of crime!"
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Zeal= 1-2 inches.....
Stubby
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Hark! Who is that, skulking across the tundra! It is Snowman, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! He bellows vengefully:
"I'm going to pound you with such wanton cruelty, you will wake up from the Matrix!!!"
;D I like that 8)
Kyle
"I'm going to pound you with such wanton cruelty, you will wake up from the Matrix!!!"
;D I like that 8)
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Skulking on the cliffs, swinging a reflective halberd, cometh Redramnc! And he gives a vengeful scream:
"I'm going to pound you so thoroughly, you will polymorph into a purple worm!!"
Sounds like a fishing thing to me. Here fishy-wishy
"I'm going to pound you so thoroughly, you will polymorph into a purple worm!!"
Sounds like a fishing thing to me. Here fishy-wishy
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Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling amidst the terrain! It is Converteddzlr, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! He screams mightily:
"I'm seriously going to punch you so hard, I will be high on life for years to come!"
So, if I'm already high on life where will that take me??
"I'm seriously going to punch you so hard, I will be high on life for years to come!"
So, if I'm already high on life where will that take me??